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Topic Started: May 6 2012, 01:52 PM (373 Views)
Peytral
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peytral pls

50" TV in my room.

It's pretty intimidating.
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ReidAlvein
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum

You lucky bastard. Think of the possibilities! You will be able to enjoy gaming to the fullest.
Oh God, you can plug in your computer to the TV and watch naughty things in the big screen D:
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Peytral
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peytral pls

I'm already using the aforementioned TV as a monitor.

A 50" monitor.

unfortunately my parents are only loaning it to me for a while

jesus christ this thing is huge
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

jelly
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

I'm so jelly.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

I'm peanut butter. >=(
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

Has it affected your penis size?
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Princess Emi
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I'm the motherfactoring princess

Els asked the question we've all been dying to know. DYING...
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Artemis
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Plus Ultra

But do you have genital warts
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Oh also, I expected you to say boner. FYI
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Artemis
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Plus Ultra

Expect the unexpected
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Valcos
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Whispering Moose Spirit of Destiny

Yeah... has it affected your penis size? :unsure:
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

inb4 Jackal
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

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May 6 2012, 02:51 PM
But do you have genital warts
This is the first question I ask everybody who tells me about their 50" tv.
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