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ITT: We blame Bane for things
Topic Started: May 5 2012, 12:36 AM (1,237 Views)
Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

Everything is Bane's fault.

Everything.
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Will
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Anime was a mistake

My car caught on fire because of Bane
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

I hate everything because of Bane.
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

They're after me Lucky Charms because of Bane.

:luna:
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Hell
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Why did I stub my toe on the door? Bane.

Why was I fighting with my parents again? Bane.

Why was I born? Bane :eyebrow:
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

I am lazy because of Bane.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

I've touched so many lives.
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

Bane Martius Agni
May 5 2012, 12:44 AM
I've touched so many lives.
And not in the good way.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

<3
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Hell
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he touched me everywhere with everything
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

:awe:
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

F u Bane

:C
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Oh dear.

Hate orgy?
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

Ew. Not with you.

You're not invited.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Bane Martius Agni cries and jumps off a cliff.
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

Boner Midget gets the popcorn and watches
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Bane Martius Agni dies, goes splat

Bane Martius Agni still causes terrible things
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Hell
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Hell pokes the body with a stick
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Bane Martius Agni haunts hell

Bane Martius Agni also psychologically haunts hell, with his open, dead eyes.
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Mireia
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Codename: Sailor T

Bane ruined nice views from cliffs for me.
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