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Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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Asp Hell
Topic Started: May 5 2012, 12:30 AM (355 Views)
Hell
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A terrible place where wicked snakes are sent and eaten forever by staving hellmice.

I really do hope none of my reptilian friends wind up in such a place.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

You are going to die in a bloody puddle for this pun.
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

Boner Midget eats Hell
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DJ Octavio
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Check out my spicy wasabi beats

DJ Octavio throws asps all over hell
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Hell
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And it will be glorious

*becomes one with maddy*
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

 
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Shadow Milotic
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...

Oh u~
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

10/10, would read again.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

So, when i first read this topic, I didn't think it was hell for asps. I thought It was about Hell's asps.


Alternate ending:

I thought it was hell FULL of asps! So much fun!
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

Bane Martius Agni
May 5 2012, 03:21 PM
So, when i first read this topic, I didn't think it was hell for asps. I thought It was about Hell's asps.


Alternate ending:

I thought it was hell FULL of asps! So much fun!
...

:eyebrow:
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Kylaira
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Benevolent Empress of Ice

I thought I was supposed to release asps in Hell's house when I read this topic's title, so I let a box loose. Then I read it was a pun...

Oh well, hope you like snakes Hell.
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Hell
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I happen to be one of those people who do not appreciate being asped.

Hell bites Kell

you only stop lurking to deliver suffering why
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