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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: May 2 2012, 11:57 AM (160 Views)
Seraphim
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

Because yes.
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

Why join in idiotic fads
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

SeaMonkeyFarmer
May 2 2012, 12:35 PM
Why join in idiotic fads
Bandwagoning, m'dear! :3
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Hinoa
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if I impaled it on a stick and paraded it through town?
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Are you as sexy as I am? Early surveys say: No. =(
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