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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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ATTN: TABLE FLIPPERS
Topic Started: Apr 29 2012, 11:36 AM (763 Views)
Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

I bring you an a wonderful machine:

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DJ Octavio
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Check out my spicy wasabi beats

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Princess Emi
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I'm the motherfactoring princess

I KNEW WHAT THIS WAS JUST AT THE THREAD TITLE
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Peytral
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peytral pls

aaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeaaaahr
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

I've found my new job profession. >:3
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Lil' Callie
Apr 29 2012, 11:45 AM
I KNEW WHAT THIS WAS JUST AT THE THREAD TITLE
No, nuh-uh, no you didn't.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

So that's where Conveyor Belt got to.
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Infinion
The End

Now you can flip tables and work out your arms at the same time!
What could possibly be better?
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ReidAlvein
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum

This is perfect.
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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Does it bother anyone else that the conveyor belt is moving in the wrong direction?
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Peytral
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peytral pls

Nope.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

It's just so fast it looks backwards.
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

holy shit guys look at the bottom half of tableflippers body

TABLEFLIPPER IS A TABLE

I AM THE TABLE
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Saturos
Apr 30 2012, 10:26 AM
holy shit guys look at the bottom half of tableflippers body

TABLEFLIPPER IS A TABLE

I AM THE TABLE
Well, you know the saying. He who flips tables...
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Crimson Leaf Vermillion

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http://s9.zetaboards.com/The_Temple_of_Kraden/single/?p=8446624&t=7337244
I've found my new job profession. >:3

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