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Killer Chimpanzees in the United States of America
Topic Started: Apr 26 2012, 12:23 PM (2,269 Views)
Thorion Martius Pele
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First off, chimps are apes. Second off, most bear attacks happen because the idiots didn't know not stare at a bear because that is how bears challenge each other. Third off, I'm not an admin.
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I don't know... Unlike me, you didn't cite any sources, while I posted a video from a news website. I'm going to stick to shooting every bear I see. Even if I can only carry 100lbs. back to the wagon.

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Thorion Martius Pele
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Yeah, well you'll get arrested for shooting bears out of season. i don't need sources since it's common knowledge.
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You know what else is common knowledge? YOUR MOM.[Citation needed]

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I think we're done here.

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Thorion Martius Pele
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Yes, loser. Leave.
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Dracobolt
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You first.

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Bane Martius Agni
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Actually, it is entirely legal to shoot a bear whenever the hell you want, assuming you are a suitable level of badass.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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No, Bane. Shoot a bear out of season and you end up getting arrested. It is common knowledge of the law.
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Dracobolt
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Shooting a her? Is there even a season at all for women? How barbaric Canada must be if you're allowed to slaughter the fairer sex for sport!

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Jenn-uh
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Everyone should just carry bear spray. It works on bears, chimps, and Canadian women.
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Dracobolt
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But I don't want to repel Canadian women. I love Sabre and Toria and Maddy and Terri and Sunny and all the rest. :wub:

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Bane Martius Agni
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Besides, if you're worried about bear attack just bring me along. Also, I am a licensed bear-puncher.
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Dracobolt
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I've been looking into getting my bear-punching license, but I wasn't sure because it's so daunting. Do you have any advice? Should I start out with something lesser, like a bobcat-punching license instead?

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Thorion Martius Pele
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That does it. You want to make mockery out of something serious? Well [radio edit] you guys! This topic is closed!
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No. Denied.

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Bane Martius Agni
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Just start on smaller bears. Koala, baby panda etc.

Don't feel bad about punching baby pandas either. They'll kill you soon as they'll look real cute.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Koalas aren't bears, their marsupials. This topic is closed!
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Dracobolt
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Hey, we're trying to have a serious discussion here. Smaller bears, got it. Do you punch bears unarmed, or do you like to use, say, brass knuckles or the like? Boxing gloves?

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Bane Martius Agni
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A lot of people train using weapons like that, and some even think it's fun out in the field, but I've always been a fan of just straight-up punching bears.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Morons like you as the reason serious topics end up in pointless gibberish. This topic is closed.
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