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| Killer Chimpanzees in the United States of America | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 26 2012, 12:23 PM (2,269 Views) | |
| Thorion Martius Pele | May 1 2012, 06:03 PM Post #81 |
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First off, chimps are apes. Second off, most bear attacks happen because the idiots didn't know not stare at a bear because that is how bears challenge each other. Third off, I'm not an admin. |
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| Dracobolt | May 1 2012, 06:05 PM Post #82 |
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I don't know... Unlike me, you didn't cite any sources, while I posted a video from a news website. I'm going to stick to shooting every bear I see. Even if I can only carry 100lbs. back to the wagon.
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| Thorion Martius Pele | May 1 2012, 06:07 PM Post #83 |
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Yeah, well you'll get arrested for shooting bears out of season. i don't need sources since it's common knowledge. |
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| Dracobolt | May 1 2012, 06:09 PM Post #84 |
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Incorrigible
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You know what else is common knowledge? YOUR MOM.[Citation needed] <_< >_> I think we're done here.
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| Thorion Martius Pele | May 1 2012, 06:10 PM Post #85 |
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Yes, loser. Leave. |
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| Dracobolt | May 1 2012, 06:16 PM Post #86 |
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You first.
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| Bane Martius Agni | May 1 2012, 06:22 PM Post #87 |
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius
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Actually, it is entirely legal to shoot a bear whenever the hell you want, assuming you are a suitable level of badass. |
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| Thorion Martius Pele | May 1 2012, 06:28 PM Post #88 |
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No, Bane. Shoot a bear out of season and you end up getting arrested. It is common knowledge of the law. |
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| Dracobolt | May 1 2012, 06:36 PM Post #89 |
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Shooting a her? Is there even a season at all for women? How barbaric Canada must be if you're allowed to slaughter the fairer sex for sport!
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| Jenn-uh | May 1 2012, 06:38 PM Post #90 |
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Everyone should just carry bear spray. It works on bears, chimps, and Canadian women. |
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| Dracobolt | May 1 2012, 06:42 PM Post #91 |
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Incorrigible
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But I don't want to repel Canadian women. I love Sabre and Toria and Maddy and Terri and Sunny and all the rest. ![]()
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| Bane Martius Agni | May 1 2012, 06:46 PM Post #92 |
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Besides, if you're worried about bear attack just bring me along. Also, I am a licensed bear-puncher. |
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| Dracobolt | May 1 2012, 07:01 PM Post #93 |
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Incorrigible
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I've been looking into getting my bear-punching license, but I wasn't sure because it's so daunting. Do you have any advice? Should I start out with something lesser, like a bobcat-punching license instead?
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| Thorion Martius Pele | May 1 2012, 07:05 PM Post #94 |
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That does it. You want to make mockery out of something serious? Well [radio edit] you guys! This topic is closed! |
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| Dracobolt | May 1 2012, 07:09 PM Post #95 |
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Incorrigible
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No. Denied.
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| Bane Martius Agni | May 1 2012, 07:11 PM Post #96 |
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Just start on smaller bears. Koala, baby panda etc. Don't feel bad about punching baby pandas either. They'll kill you soon as they'll look real cute. |
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| Thorion Martius Pele | May 1 2012, 07:13 PM Post #97 |
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Koalas aren't bears, their marsupials. This topic is closed! |
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| Dracobolt | May 1 2012, 07:28 PM Post #98 |
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Incorrigible
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Hey, we're trying to have a serious discussion here. Smaller bears, got it. Do you punch bears unarmed, or do you like to use, say, brass knuckles or the like? Boxing gloves?
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| Bane Martius Agni | May 1 2012, 07:40 PM Post #99 |
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A lot of people train using weapons like that, and some even think it's fun out in the field, but I've always been a fan of just straight-up punching bears. |
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| Thorion Martius Pele | May 1 2012, 07:51 PM Post #100 |
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Morons like you as the reason serious topics end up in pointless gibberish. This topic is closed. |
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