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Killer Chimpanzees in the United States of America
Topic Started: Apr 26 2012, 12:23 PM (2,270 Views)
Thorion Martius Pele
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Shut up, Bane and leave this topic. This isn't an invitation to spam this serious topic and I'm giving the order to move this topic back to SRS SRS BSNS. Now move it!
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Bane Martius Agni
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I am not spamming it, I am just assuring people not to fear, Bane is here.
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Well thank you for your concern, we will certainly review the "seriousness" within the direction of the topical discussions. In the mean time, please enjoy the tropical atmospheres of the PG forum.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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And escaped chimpanzees in Florida are pointless gibberish how?
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Bane Martius Agni
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Because you don't have to worry! I'll kick them straight in their neeeewts!
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Bane Martius Agni
May 1 2012, 03:54 PM
Because you don't have to worry! I'll kick them straight in their neeeewts!
I told you to leave this topic because you are incapable of telling the difference between reality and your dreams. Now leave!
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Bane Martius Agni
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You are not king of topics. Rather, you are much like a parent, giving birth to a child, and now your child is all grown-up! And whoever wants to interact with it, can.

Also, it's not a dream. I am a licensed Chimp-puncher.
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Peytral
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peytral pls

Bane Martius Agni
May 1 2012, 04:03 PM
And whoever wants to intercourse with it, can.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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I control the topics I create. You will all obey me and now leave this topic!
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Bane Martius Agni
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=O
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

i still blame north korea
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Stop spamming my perfect topics! Now leave with your delusions of godhood, your suspicions against Korea and all other insane things!
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

imtheonlygod.jpg
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Epic fail with posting a picture. Now out and put this topic back in SRS SRS BSNS.
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

[yt-sound]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-xOLEQT_so[/yt-sound]

*saturates thorion*
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Just because you post music doesn't mean I'll listen to it. Now enough with this spam.
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Dracobolt
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People, please! We all must realize that bears are the real threat to America and freedom.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Draco please know that you've been reported for spam and that you have no common sense. Bears are native to North America, Chimps are not. Now either you stop feeding these creatures spam or you step down as admin!
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No, YOU step down as admin!

Bears prey on monkeys, which means that they're a step higher on the threat list than chimps.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Bane Martius Agni
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=O

Dracobolt, telling it like it is.
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