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Killer Chimpanzees in the United States of America
Topic Started: Apr 26 2012, 12:23 PM (2,271 Views)
Bane Martius Agni
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Thorion
Apr 28 2012, 05:37 PM
Yeah right. You're not the first egotistical incompetent fool I've come across and you won't be the last.
If I kill you, I will in fact be the last.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Walker can't be that incompetent.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Wait, what?
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Damn, Zoidberg deleted his comment. That trickster!
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Bane Martius Agni
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Muahaha!
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Go scare a Jupiter Clan member, Bane. It's what you're good at.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Is it? An unknown skill reveals itself!
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Thorion
Apr 28 2012, 06:09 PM
Go scare a Jupiter Clan member, Bane. It's what you're good at.
I read 'scare' as 'score'. Those Jovian babes. Let's get em.
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Bane Martius Agni
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All Joves are babes, apparently. Now, off to score one!
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The Grim Lich
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Apr 28 2012, 05:52 PM
Walker can't be that incompetent.
He can and he is. Seriously, the guy would win the gold medal for incompetence and NOT SHOW UP because he wouldn't realize that's what you do when you win something. He is about as fit to be Governor of Wisconsin as I am to be Ambassador to the Moon.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Ambassador to the moon would be an easy job. There'd be nobody to piss off.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Ambassador to the moon would be an easy job. There'd be nobody to piss off.
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The Grim Lich
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I'd still [radio edit] it up somehow.
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Bane Martius Agni
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*Grim takes off his moon helmet!*

*Grim [radio edit]ing dies!*
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Bane Martius Agni
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I support Vermin Supreme.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Bane! I'm gonna kill you for using your nonsense to get this moved to pointless gibberish! Now I'm ordering for it to be moved back to SRS SRS BSNS.
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Bane Martius Agni
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I didn't do that. Blame Tractatus, your arch enemy.
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I don't think I'll be able to endure the mockery I would be subjected to if I were to move this topic into srs srs bsns
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Bane Martius Agni
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Especially because I would sucker punch all chimps ever.
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