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Killer Chimpanzees in the United States of America
Topic Started: Apr 26 2012, 12:23 PM (2,272 Views)
Thorion Martius Pele
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What the [radio edit] is a railgun?
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

this thing
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

That may be enough firepower to stop a Cuban chimpanzee.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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That is overkill.
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Bane Martius Agni
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I'm still upset you don't think I could take a chimp.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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One: yes, you could. A whole pack of them: you'd be dead.
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Bane Martius Agni
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I'd do karate.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Yeah right. You're nothing but hot air.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Nuh-uh man. I know gun-kata!
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

Dr. John Zoidberg
Apr 27 2012, 12:07 AM
Thorion
Apr 26 2012, 12:23 PM
The only thing that makes me wonder is just what kind of incompetence is going on down in Florida to have something like this go unstopped?
"Incompetence".

"Florida".

You're saying you're surprised because one of the most incompetent states in the USA has displayed just how incompetent it can be.

That's like saying, I dunno, that you, a Canadian, are surprised that they speak French in Quebec.
Scott Walker is your governor.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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No, Bane. You are full of hot air and you've got an ego the size of Eurasia, too.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Sweet. You know, thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Even immortals die.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Nuh-uh. They're immortal.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Immortality and invincibility aren't the same thing.
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Bane Martius Agni
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I don't need invincibility, I'm super strong.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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And I'm the reincarnation of Spartacus.
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Bane Martius Agni
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I'll beat you.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Yeah right. You're not the first egotistical incompetent fool I've come across and you won't be the last.
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Jenna
Apr 28 2012, 02:00 AM
Scott Walker is your governor.
I didn't vote for the dickbag, and I didn't say they were the most incompetent. I said one of the most incompetent.

Also we have enough competence to actually have a chance of telling Walker where he can shove his not-yet-indicted bullshit.
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