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Killer Chimpanzees in the United States of America
Topic Started: Apr 26 2012, 12:23 PM (2,266 Views)
Thorion Martius Pele
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Now you must be wondering "Why is a Canadian bringing this up?" Well, here's the thing. Chimpanzees are very strong, very aggressive primates, cannibals no less, that will either rip off your arm and beat you to death with it or rip at your face. Now, most of the escaped chimpanzee reports come from Florida, I've got family all over North America, Florida is no exception and that worries me. If these escaped brutes are roaming around there then my relatives down there could be in danger. If you are in Florida, you could be in danger. If you have friends or family in Florida, they could be in danger.

Chimps aren't cute. They are dangerous. The only thing that makes me wonder is just what kind of incompetence is going on down in Florida to have something like this go unstopped?
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Cubans.
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

blame north korea imo
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Is this a joke to you guys? Cubans! North Korea! They've got nothing to do with chimps escaping into the wildness of Florida.
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Bane Martius Agni
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K.C.U.S.A?

Yeah, I like K.C. U.S.A. too. <3
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Jenn-uh
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But, Bane, KC has a history of chimpanzee escapes!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS68mBhktaA[/youtube]
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Bane Martius Agni
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Yes.

Yes it does.

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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The Grim Lich
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Thorion
Apr 26 2012, 12:23 PM
The only thing that makes me wonder is just what kind of incompetence is going on down in Florida to have something like this go unstopped?
"Incompetence".

"Florida".

You're saying you're surprised because one of the most incompetent states in the USA has displayed just how incompetent it can be.

That's like saying, I dunno, that you, a Canadian, are surprised that they speak French in Quebec.
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Bane Martius Agni
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I for one am surprised they tolerate guns in Texas.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Bane, it's Texas. Of course they'd tolerate guns. Would probably make themselves safer from escaped chimps.
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Saturos
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That was the joke, Thorion.

Also, imo, I think Arizona might get most incompetent <_< based on their laws
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I'd also worry about the free giant snakes in the Everglades. I think there are more of them than chimps. They're probably not as huge a threat to people, they're bad for the ecosystem.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Snakes and Chimps. Both dangerous. One just happens to be a furry torpedo with an attitude.
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Bane Martius Agni
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I'd punch a chimp, right in his schnauze.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Yeah, except he'd probably rip off your arm and beat you to death after you punched him.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Nah. I'm built like a gorilla. Gorilla vs. chimp? gooby plz
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Thorion Martius Pele
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You're all talk. Chimps are pretty strong and there is no way you could fight off a whole group of them. Actually, that is something to think about. There have been sightings of groups of escaped chimps in Florida. A single chimp is one thing but a group could rip someone apart.
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

get shotgun
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Thorion Martius Pele
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A shotgun would only be able to do so much and a shotgun wouldn't be able to enough.
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

fine, railgun(s)
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