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Historical Figures Week!; Yes Really
Topic Started: Apr 12 2012, 07:56 PM (5,019 Views)
Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Hey, can I be Shigeru Miyamoto? He's making history RIGHT NOW
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes

Dibs on Macbeth.
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Wally Caine
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Living Embodiment of Wall Street

I'm all gussied up
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

This week makes me so happy.
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Peytral
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peytral pls

*Preserves the [radio edit] out of all of your cultures*
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Raseren
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hello darkness my old friend

Reagen bomb him.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

*defeats armies while dual wielding axes*
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

*writes a book*
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Hisui
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum

*Conquers China*
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

You go, Glen Cao Cao.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes

*Liberates Scotland*
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Raseren
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hello darkness my old friend

*invents stuff*
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Wally Caine
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Living Embodiment of Wall Street

*is canadian*
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Dark Wizard of Golden Sun
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Leader of the Quakera Tribe

I wanna be Darth Vadar. I think he was the 1 who unified the original 15 US states with a war against the British in 1945 and he started building da deathstar which destroyed that planet with a BIG laser in dat live footage from a popular documentary. Later Darth Vader helped the US economy and education by providing products such as glow sticks and promoting the productive time spent in front of the television to kids. Me think that later with the political support of Senator Padme, Darth Vader went through the alps on cammels but was unable to capture rome, because all the camels died along the way. So he had to go back to california and return the american dream. After that he started dressin silly..... Proud and Great aMErican, greatest leader/hero/duxc/AMerican/savior/chosen one/gandolf of all time !!!
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Hisui
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum

*Throws Dark Wiz doll into a barrel of treacle*
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Dark Wizard of Golden Sun
Jun 14 2012, 03:52 AM
I wanna be Darth Vadar. I think he was the 1 who unified the original 15 US states with a war against the British in 1945 and he started building da deathstar which destroyed that planet with a BIG laser in dat live footage from a popular documentary. Later Darth Vader helped the US economy and education by providing products such as glow sticks and promoting the productive time spent in front of the television to kids. Me think that later with the political support of Senator Padme, Darth Vader went through the alps on cammels but was unable to capture rome, because all the camels died along the way. So he had to go back to california and return the american dream. After that he started dressin silly..... Proud and Great aMErican, greatest leader/hero/duxc/AMerican/savior/chosen one/gandolf of all time !!!
Sounds about right.
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Will
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Anime was a mistake

*commands the Red Army*
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

I suddenly see the first post updated saying I can be Miyamoto. I was asking for permission, nobody told me it was cool. >=(
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

*tells Justinian what's what*
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

You have permission, Bane.
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