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Topic Started: Apr 3 2012, 12:29 AM (339 Views)
Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

No, just kidding. Honest to god, posting because I'm bored.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

I'm insulted nobody repsonded.
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Princess Emi
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I'm the motherfactoring princess

I'm bored too! but... I have so much I should be doing. :/
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

I have (almost) literally nothing to do.
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Princess Emi
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I'm the motherfactoring princess

I say you write me a poem!
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

I do not think that,
assuming I wrote you a
poem, would you smile?

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I am colorblind
I am a dog
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Princess Emi
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I smiled. AND laughed. can I pet your head, or will you bite me?

weren't you the one dared to speak in poetry for a while there anyway?

NOW write a poem about you, the dog, in the snow.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

I was, in fact he
the one you are speaking of
I did take that dare.

I am a cute little dog.
I tromp around in the snow.
I tripped over a little log.
And oddly, I fell kinda slow.
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Princess Emi
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I'm the motherfactoring princess

hehehe that was awesome. :wub:
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

I agree. <3
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

I dare you to post in poetry again.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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ReidAlvein
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Hey Bone you wanna write me a poem? <3
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Poetry is so hard when you're trying to watch TV! I'll get to it, and it'll be glorious.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Red, you magnificent bastard,
I think you're pretty cool.
I don't know what you've heard
but you really make me drool.

Glorious?
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Red best ever
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