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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

leaf
May 7 2012, 04:11 AM
I SCREAM!

YOU SCREAM!

WE ALL SCREAM!

FOR ICE CREAMMMMMMMMMMM!
ICE CREAM YOU SAY?
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Princess Emi
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I'm the motherfactoring princess

The Phantom Squee
May 7 2012, 09:19 AM
leaf
May 7 2012, 04:11 AM
I SCREAM!

YOU SCREAM!

WE ALL SCREAM!

FOR ICE CREAMMMMMMMMMMM!
ICE CREAM YOU SAY?
WRONG

ICE CREAM I SCREAM
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The Commander
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Kill Thalmor.

Your Hams are insignificant, next to the Ham of Chaos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!
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The Commander
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Kill Thalmor.

*ahem* Yes good, sirs?
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

tl;dr
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

[yt-sound]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jEKf7Gcr7c[/yt-sound]

I AM THE ONLY GOD
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ReidAlvein
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum

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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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ReidAlvein
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum

Appropriate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdNtjA15gKI
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

STEEEEEEEEEEELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA was totally the best.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

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Whispering Moose Spirit of Destiny

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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

KHAA
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Valcos
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Whispering Moose Spirit of Destiny

DIAAAAAHHHH DIIIAAAAHHH MAAAOOOOHHH
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

wut?
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Mireia
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Codename: Sailor T

ENDYMION!!!

;_;
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lawlz
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Parishioner
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

CANDLEJA
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

Boner Midget screams incoherently.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Bane Martius Agni isn't here
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