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BEHOLD KRADEN HAS ABANDONED THEE
Topic Started: Jan 10 2012, 10:23 PM (5,446 Views)
Saturos
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Thorion
Jan 11 2012, 04:09 PM
Saturos
Jan 11 2012, 04:03 PM
*blinks* Well, that's new.

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Not really. Not the first time that a challenger has called me gay or a cross dresser when failing to think up something more... hammy. I'm immune to such things, I am Thorion Kradenson after all.
COME, THORION! SHOW US THE POWER OF YOUR HAM!
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes

Saturos
Jan 11 2012, 04:13 PM
Thorion
Jan 11 2012, 04:09 PM
Saturos
Jan 11 2012, 04:03 PM
*blinks* Well, that's new.

popcorn.gif
Not really. Not the first time that a challenger has called me gay or a cross dresser when failing to think up something more... hammy. I'm immune to such things, I am Thorion Kradenson after all.
COME, THORION! SHOW US THE POWER OF YOUR HAM!
I cannot, the power of my ham is the greatest power in the temple, second only to the power of Kraden.
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Saturos
Jan 11 2012, 04:03 PM
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Tractatus
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Clearly to we must trigger Thorii's powers with some tentaclez.
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Hisui
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum

*tentaclez Thorri*
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

The Phantom Squee
Jan 11 2012, 04:20 PM
Saturos
Jan 11 2012, 04:03 PM
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Tentacle me and die.
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Hisui
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum

Thorion.
I'm in Luna.
We have more than enough Necromancers to go around.

That ebing the case...

*Tentacles Thorion*
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

Damit Phaeron. We need to support Thorion and Kraden! Down with the Dark Wizard and all of his blaspheming.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

I think that first round is a clear victory for Dark Wizard.

Pies above, I am so happy at this turn of events.
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Hisui
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum

Did somebody say....[bgimg=http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii143/Cosmic_Chaos/sparkle/RainbowStars.gif]PIES!?[/bgimg]
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Hinoa
Jan 11 2012, 01:17 AM
2008 Temple. Wiz isn't cool enough to be 2007. I'm retroactively removing him from that year.
Isn't 2008 the year Wiz was banned? Part of it was, at least; I just forget which.
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Princess Emi
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I'm the motherfactoring princess

so I just looked through this topic again. man, I am really uncomfortable with how this kind of really nasty violence is done for laughs like that...

though I have a feeling no one is going to take me seriously, so I'm not sure why I'm even saying this...
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Bane Martius Agni burns the witch
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The Commander
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Kill Thalmor.

She weighs more than the duck. She's not a witch.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

But does she float?
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The Commander
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Kill Thalmor.

She's Mercury, you fool. We can walk on water just because we can.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Then you must ALL be made of wood, and thus all are witches, which means all of you must burn.
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

spoilers jesus is mercury
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The Commander
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Kill Thalmor.

You can burn me. Provided your Charge can find my Tactical Cloak. But I'll have mowed you down with my Viper before that happens.
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