Temple of Kraden News:
| Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself. You become a Kradenette. Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes? One of us! One of us! One of us! Already one of us? Make your presence known: |
| BEHOLD KRADEN HAS ABANDONED THEE | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 10 2012, 10:23 PM (5,447 Views) | |
| Ian889 | Jan 11 2012, 01:12 AM Post #41 |
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.
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We Ban hammer him from Luna yes? Or Else I have to slay him. |
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| Dracobolt | Jan 11 2012, 01:15 AM Post #42 |
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Incorrigible
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*completely erodes Kalinder's eyeballs with sandpaper* *funnels acid up her nostrils* *shatters jaw* *uses a power drill in her ears* *suffocates her with marshmallow fluff* No, it's 2007 Temple. =3 Not that it can't be our future as well.
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| Hinoa | Jan 11 2012, 01:17 AM Post #43 |
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012
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2008 Temple. Wiz isn't cool enough to be 2007. I'm retroactively removing him from that year. |
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| Boner Midget | Jan 11 2012, 01:19 AM Post #44 |
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."
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Wait, what. |
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| Bane Martius Agni | Jan 11 2012, 01:30 AM Post #45 |
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius
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Wis is SO cool enough to be '07. Also, I'm all for random violence being the way of the future. |
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| Shadow Milotic | Jan 11 2012, 01:39 AM Post #46 |
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Hawt
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| Phoenix7 | Jan 11 2012, 02:33 AM Post #47 |
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~
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I know this goes against me being passive a lot in this stuff, but I'd honestly pay money to see this. |
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| Hisui | Jan 11 2012, 04:10 AM Post #48 |
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum
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WB I guess. But more to the point: HAIRESY! |
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| Saelnaha | Jan 11 2012, 05:12 AM Post #49 |
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Let's just wait and see what happens.
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Kids these days and their 2007 [/late] |
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| Artemis | Jan 11 2012, 05:29 AM Post #50 |
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Plus Ultra
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welp |
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| Kula Diamond | Jan 11 2012, 06:11 AM Post #51 |
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atlus tracts
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holy shit dark wiz anyways you are all mistaken as I AM THE ONLY GOD and in five minutes blahblahblah uroboros blahblah blah complete global saturation etc |
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| Hisui | Jan 11 2012, 06:47 AM Post #52 |
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum
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Dark Wiz vs. Thorion results in: HAM TO HAM COMBAT |
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| Kula Diamond | Jan 11 2012, 07:08 AM Post #53 |
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atlus tracts
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but is it delicious ham? |
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| Dreaming Sun | Jan 11 2012, 07:20 AM Post #54 |
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*posts in topic to acknowledge Kali stabbing* *stabs back* |
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| Thorion Martius Pele | Jan 11 2012, 03:37 PM Post #55 |
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes
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A gibbering idiot if I ever saw one... and this isn't the first one I've seen. |
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| Kalinder | Jan 11 2012, 03:54 PM Post #56 |
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-commends Draco for disabling all my senses and applauds wildly- |
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| Dark Wizard of Golden Sun | Jan 11 2012, 03:59 PM Post #57 |
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Leader of the Quakera Tribe
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LOL Silly Thorion GOOSE sOOOWW FUNNAH! I didn't know who you were Thorion until Kra(nub)den gave me this little account, - "Ah yes, Thorion; a living being made up of the negatively charged ion metal of a viking who once has transferred though a chemical reaction to the nucleus the Kraddius negatively charged ion. Together through ionic bonding they form the VERY WEAK COMPOUND of "Trollious." This compound has infected my most important body parts such as my face, which has corroded it and my brain, which it destroyed, leaving me a silly ugly old man. Now one day, I felt that I needed to have some fun so I asked Thorion to propose how we can spend the evening. Thorion took the initative and we went to the mall, where thorion looked so pretty with make up and a nice little miniskirt. Not to get confused, Thorion is not a sexy being but a chemical viking ion, ready to corrode you, which for me was YUM! Eventually I cheated on Thorion with my beard, but he still managed to corrode my face and brain. Thorion hyper reactive trolling tendency is caused by his strong affection for me which is utterly rejected because he did not prove to me a good husband. Eventually Thorion got crazy, and has been writing [radio edit] ever since, trying to gain the attention of sexy old grandpa nerds like me. Too bad for him. Now if he excuse me I need to to style my nostrals hair intol a faux hawk." Glad to finally meet my little funny bunny! |
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| Thorion Martius Pele | Jan 11 2012, 04:03 PM Post #58 |
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes
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I highly doubt that. |
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| Saturos | Jan 11 2012, 04:03 PM Post #59 |
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heart-under-blade
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*blinks* Well, that's new. popcorn.gif |
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| Thorion Martius Pele | Jan 11 2012, 04:09 PM Post #60 |
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes
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Not really. Not the first time that a challenger has called me gay or a cross dresser when failing to think up something more... hammy. I'm immune to such things, I am Thorion Kradenson after all. |
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- "Kraden was a nerd, I bullied him myself."
- "I see great light in the Dark Wizard of Golden Sun, he is the real 'Duxc', build temples for this light."
and its name should be the 'pai'
- "Ah yes, Thorion; a living being made up of the negatively charged ion metal of a viking who once has transferred though a chemical reaction to the nucleus the Kraddius negatively charged ion. Together through ionic bonding they form the VERY WEAK COMPOUND of "Trollious." This compound has infected my most important body parts such as my face, which has corroded it and my brain, which it destroyed, leaving me a silly ugly old man. Now one day, I felt that I needed to have some fun so I asked Thorion to propose how we can spend the evening. Thorion took the initative and we went to the mall, where thorion looked so pretty with make up and a nice little miniskirt. Not to get confused, Thorion is not a sexy being but a chemical viking ion, ready to corrode you, which for me was YUM! Eventually I cheated on Thorion with my beard, but he still managed to corrode my face and brain. Thorion hyper reactive trolling tendency is caused by his strong affection for me which is utterly rejected because he did not prove to me a good husband. Eventually Thorion got crazy, and has been writing [radio edit] ever since, trying to gain the attention of sexy old grandpa nerds like me. Too bad for him. Now if he excuse me I need to to style my nostrals hair intol a faux hawk." 


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