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BEHOLD KRADEN HAS ABANDONED THEE
Topic Started: Jan 10 2012, 10:23 PM (5,447 Views)
Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

We Ban hammer him from Luna yes? Or Else I have to slay him.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

*completely erodes Kalinder's eyeballs with sandpaper* *funnels acid up her nostrils* *shatters jaw* *uses a power drill in her ears* *suffocates her with marshmallow fluff*

No, it's 2007 Temple. =3 Not that it can't be our future as well.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Hinoa
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012

2008 Temple. Wiz isn't cool enough to be 2007. I'm retroactively removing him from that year.
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

Wait, what.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Wis is SO cool enough to be '07.

Also, I'm all for random violence being the way of the future.
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Shadow Milotic
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Mireia
Jan 10 2012, 10:38 PM
Dark Wizard of Golden Sun
Jan 10 2012, 10:23 PM
He took all the ladies and has removed his political opponents that could have taken his power with the ladies.
You're damn right.

:dora: :kay: :menardi: :sheba: :mia: :kraden: :jenna: :karst: :feizhi: :hama:
Hawt :wub:
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

The Phantom Squee
Jan 10 2012, 11:01 PM
Saturos
Jan 10 2012, 10:38 PM
Guys, I can't wait until Thorion meets Dark Wiz.
The ultimate showdown.
I know this goes against me being passive a lot in this stuff, but I'd honestly pay money to see this.
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Hisui
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum

WB I guess.
But more to the point:

HAIRESY!
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

Kids these days and their 2007 [/late]
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Artemis
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Plus Ultra

welp
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

holy shit dark wiz even though i wasn't around when he was originally active

anyways you are all mistaken as I AM THE ONLY GOD and in five minutes blahblahblah uroboros blahblah blah complete global saturation etc
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Hisui
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum

Dark Wiz vs. Thorion results in:



HAM TO HAM COMBAT
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

but is it delicious ham?
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Dreaming Sun
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*posts in topic to acknowledge Kali stabbing*

*stabs back*
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Dark Wizard of Golden Sun
Jan 10 2012, 10:23 PM
:kraden: <----- LOSAR

By pure evidence it has been proven that Kraden has troll'd this temple and has offended the most devout worshipers. Kraden is an old silly man that has taken the ancient faith faithy and befouled it, using its important fundamental concepts for his own benefit. He took all the ladies and has removed his political opponents that could have taken his power with the ladies. This could be a response to his previous unsuccessful high school years where everyone called him nerd!

:vermin: - "Kraden was a nerd, I bullied him myself."

He is not worthy of our worship! I speak the truth.

Now this dude said :wiseone: - "I see great light in the Dark Wizard of Golden Sun, he is the real 'Duxc', build temples for this light."

Lets listen to the wise guy for once. The Temple should be called " The Temple of Quaker" and our symbol should be the Posted Image and its name should be the 'pai'

The duck is the central figure with his friends the duxc, which the important Dark Wizard of Golden Sun was part of!

Quakera has some important history to back up the real fundamentals!

Btw check out the words of Dark Wizard of Golden Sun Here and his secret and fundamental Icongraphy.

And remember, I wasn't here.
A gibbering idiot if I ever saw one... and this isn't the first one I've seen.
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Kalinder


-commends Draco for disabling all my senses and applauds wildly-

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Thorion
Jan 11 2012, 03:37 PM
Dark Wizard of Golden Sun
Jan 10 2012, 10:23 PM
:kraden: <----- LOSAR

By pure evidence it has been proven that Kraden has troll'd this temple and has offended the most devout worshipers. Kraden is an old silly man that has taken the ancient faith faithy and befouled it, using its important fundamental concepts for his own benefit. He took all the ladies and has removed his political opponents that could have taken his power with the ladies. This could be a response to his previous unsuccessful high school years where everyone called him nerd!

:vermin: - "Kraden was a nerd, I bullied him myself."

He is not worthy of our worship! I speak the truth.

Now this dude said :wiseone: - "I see great light in the Dark Wizard of Golden Sun, he is the real 'Duxc', build temples for this light."

Lets listen to the wise guy for once. The Temple should be called " The Temple of Quaker" and our symbol should be the Posted Image and its name should be the 'pai'

The duck is the central figure with his friends the duxc, which the important Dark Wizard of Golden Sun was part of!

Quakera has some important history to back up the real fundamentals!

Btw check out the words of Dark Wizard of Golden Sun Here and his secret and fundamental Icongraphy.

And remember, I wasn't here.
A gibbering idiot if I ever saw one... and this isn't the first one I've seen.
LOL Silly Thorion GOOSE sOOOWW FUNNAH! I didn't know who you were Thorion until Kra(nub)den gave me this little account,


:kradenicon: - "Ah yes, Thorion; a living being made up of the negatively charged ion metal of a viking who once has transferred though a chemical reaction to the nucleus the Kraddius negatively charged ion. Together through ionic bonding they form the VERY WEAK COMPOUND of "Trollious." This compound has infected my most important body parts such as my face, which has corroded it and my brain, which it destroyed, leaving me a silly ugly old man. Now one day, I felt that I needed to have some fun so I asked Thorion to propose how we can spend the evening. Thorion took the initative and we went to the mall, where thorion looked so pretty with make up and a nice little miniskirt. Not to get confused, Thorion is not a sexy being but a chemical viking ion, ready to corrode you, which for me was YUM! Eventually I cheated on Thorion with my beard, but he still managed to corrode my face and brain. Thorion hyper reactive trolling tendency is caused by his strong affection for me which is utterly rejected because he did not prove to me a good husband. Eventually Thorion got crazy, and has been writing [radio edit] ever since, trying to gain the attention of sexy old grandpa nerds like me. Too bad for him. Now if he excuse me I need to to style my nostrals hair intol a faux hawk."

Glad to finally meet my little funny bunny!
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes

I highly doubt that.
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

*blinks* Well, that's new.

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Thorion Martius Pele
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Saturos
Jan 11 2012, 04:03 PM
*blinks* Well, that's new.

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Not really. Not the first time that a challenger has called me gay or a cross dresser when failing to think up something more... hammy. I'm immune to such things, I am Thorion Kradenson after all.
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