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BEHOLD KRADEN HAS ABANDONED THEE
Topic Started: Jan 10 2012, 10:23 PM (5,448 Views)
Dark Wizard of Golden Sun
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Leader of the Quakera Tribe

So I see Kraden has changed his gender to Kraden-Beatrice. I will shortly see that he shall be sexually harassing males in the temple as well. BEHOLD QUAKER TELLS ONLY TRUTHS. If you want to live in happy pie land where each silly quaker is equal and loving, help each other in the common goal of making pie, and awing the Duck than start listening to the DUXC! Go on the correct path ppl, DONT LISTEN TO KRaden (male) or Kraden-Beatrice (female) because these two manifestations of 'losar' will make that you will have to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide ur husbands because Kraden is rappin everyone down here. FOLLOW QUAKERA!
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Hinoa
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012

Oh hey, look, it's 2008 all over again
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

:trollface:
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Kalinder


-stabs Necare in a very obvious manner-

^ - ^

-stabs Insul too-
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Necare
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*bites Kalinder's nose off*

:luna:
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Kalinder


-rips Necare's pancreas out through his bellybutton-

~ <3
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Bane Martius Agni
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Bane Martius Agni burns everybody so they feel no more pain.
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Tractatus
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Oh noes the temple male are gonna sexually harass Kraden-Beatrice.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*still in shock at OP*
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Necare
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N7Bane
Jan 10 2012, 11:27 PM
N7Bane burns everybody so they feel no more pain.
Killjoy.

*sullenly pulls Kalinder's spine out through her gaping nose hole and flays her with it*


:luna:
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Bane Martius Agni
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flames

beautiful, purifying flames

Bane Martius Agni cackles like a madman.
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Kalinder


-throws Bane out the nearest window-

-pauses to think-

-strangles Necare with said spine and smashes a large handful of dead gooey butterflies into both of his ears before blow-torching them shut-
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The Commander
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Kill Thalmor.

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Stuff


This man speaks wisdom.
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Amiti
Jan 10 2012, 11:53 PM
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Stuff


This man speaks wisdom.
.... life complete. The trinity approaches.

Also, wow, with all the random senseless violence in here, you'd swear it really was '07 again. :awe:
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Dracobolt
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Dark Wiz... Why would you do this? :sad: Why would you sow hate and division? Kraden and Qaukers used to always live in peace and harmony and love! We spread the teachings of the pai under his guidance! This topic isn't the real you! Shrug off the hate and rejoin the love!

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Bane Martius Agni
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Bane Martius Agni burns quakers
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Necare
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*absorbs all the ignorance and hate in the thread and achieves apotheosis*

:luna:
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Bane Martius Agni
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=O
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Tractatus
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Tractatus turns quakers into lolis and tentaclez them.
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Kalinder


Saturos
Jan 10 2012, 11:58 PM
Amiti
Jan 10 2012, 11:53 PM
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Stuff


This man speaks wisdom.
.... life complete. The trinity approaches.

Also, wow, with all the random senseless violence in here, you'd swear it really was '07 again. :awe:
Random senseless violence??? That's Lunarian affection. >:

-stabs Satty-
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