Temple of Kraden News:
| Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself. You become a Kradenette. Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes? One of us! One of us! One of us! Already one of us? Make your presence known: |
| BEHOLD KRADEN HAS ABANDONED THEE | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 10 2012, 10:23 PM (5,448 Views) | |
| Dark Wizard of Golden Sun | Jan 10 2012, 11:11 PM Post #21 |
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So I see Kraden has changed his gender to Kraden-Beatrice. I will shortly see that he shall be sexually harassing males in the temple as well. BEHOLD QUAKER TELLS ONLY TRUTHS. If you want to live in happy pie land where each silly quaker is equal and loving, help each other in the common goal of making pie, and awing the Duck than start listening to the DUXC! Go on the correct path ppl, DONT LISTEN TO KRaden (male) or Kraden-Beatrice (female) because these two manifestations of 'losar' will make that you will have to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide ur husbands because Kraden is rappin everyone down here. FOLLOW QUAKERA! |
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| Hinoa | Jan 10 2012, 11:14 PM Post #22 |
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012
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| Bane Martius Agni | Jan 10 2012, 11:16 PM Post #23 |
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius
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| Kalinder | Jan 10 2012, 11:20 PM Post #24 |
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-stabs Necare in a very obvious manner- ^ - ^ -stabs Insul too- |
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| Necare | Jan 10 2012, 11:21 PM Post #25 |
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*bites Kalinder's nose off*
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| Kalinder | Jan 10 2012, 11:25 PM Post #26 |
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-rips Necare's pancreas out through his bellybutton- ~ <3 |
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| Bane Martius Agni | Jan 10 2012, 11:27 PM Post #27 |
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius
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Bane Martius Agni burns everybody so they feel no more pain. |
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Jan 10 2012, 11:31 PM Post #28 |
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Oh noes the temple male are gonna sexually harass Kraden-Beatrice. |
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| Adnarel | Jan 10 2012, 11:31 PM Post #29 |
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I'd rather be outside.
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*still in shock at OP* |
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| Necare | Jan 10 2012, 11:36 PM Post #30 |
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Killjoy. *sullenly pulls Kalinder's spine out through her gaping nose hole and flays her with it*
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| Bane Martius Agni | Jan 10 2012, 11:40 PM Post #31 |
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius
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flames beautiful, purifying flames Bane Martius Agni cackles like a madman. |
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| Kalinder | Jan 10 2012, 11:49 PM Post #32 |
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-throws Bane out the nearest window- -pauses to think- -strangles Necare with said spine and smashes a large handful of dead gooey butterflies into both of his ears before blow-torching them shut- |
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| The Commander | Jan 10 2012, 11:53 PM Post #33 |
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Kill Thalmor.
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This man speaks wisdom. |
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| Saturos | Jan 10 2012, 11:58 PM Post #34 |
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heart-under-blade
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.... life complete. The trinity approaches. Also, wow, with all the random senseless violence in here, you'd swear it really was '07 again.
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| Dracobolt | Jan 11 2012, 12:01 AM Post #35 |
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Incorrigible
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Dark Wiz... Why would you do this? Why would you sow hate and division? Kraden and Qaukers used to always live in peace and harmony and love! We spread the teachings of the pai under his guidance! This topic isn't the real you! Shrug off the hate and rejoin the love!
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| Bane Martius Agni | Jan 11 2012, 12:05 AM Post #36 |
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius
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Bane Martius Agni burns quakers |
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| Necare | Jan 11 2012, 12:06 AM Post #37 |
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*absorbs all the ignorance and hate in the thread and achieves apotheosis*
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| Bane Martius Agni | Jan 11 2012, 12:07 AM Post #38 |
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius
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=O |
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Jan 11 2012, 01:05 AM Post #39 |
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Worthy
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| Kalinder | Jan 11 2012, 01:10 AM Post #40 |
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Random senseless violence??? That's Lunarian affection. >: -stabs Satty- |
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Why would you sow hate and division? Kraden and Qaukers used to always live in peace and harmony and love! We spread the teachings of the pai under his guidance! This topic isn't the real you! Shrug off the hate and rejoin the love!

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