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BEHOLD KRADEN HAS ABANDONED THEE
Topic Started: Jan 10 2012, 10:23 PM (5,441 Views)
Dark Wizard of Golden Sun
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Leader of the Quakera Tribe

:kraden: <----- LOSAR

By pure evidence it has been proven that Kraden has troll'd this temple and has offended the most devout worshipers. Kraden is an old silly man that has taken the ancient faith faithy and befouled it, using its important fundamental concepts for his own benefit. He took all the ladies and has removed his political opponents that could have taken his power with the ladies. This could be a response to his previous unsuccessful high school years where everyone called him nerd!

:vermin: - "Kraden was a nerd, I bullied him myself."

He is not worthy of our worship! I speak the truth.

Now this dude said :wiseone: - "I see great light in the Dark Wizard of Golden Sun, he is the real 'Duxc', build temples for this light."

Lets listen to the wise guy for once. The Temple should be called " The Temple of Quaker" and our symbol should be the Posted Image and its name should be the 'pai'

The duck is the central figure with his friends the duxc, which the important Dark Wizard of Golden Sun was part of!

Quakera has some important history to back up the real fundamentals!

Btw check out the words of Dark Wizard of Golden Sun Here and his secret and fundamental Icongraphy.

And remember, I wasn't here.
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

*grows faint*

Dark Wiz... how could you... how could you say such things?! Kraden could never leave us! We will never stop worshipping him!
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

I don't know about all this Kraden bashing, but the wise one is a prude loser.
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

*holds up a Kraden amulet*

BURN SINNER
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Bane Martius Agni
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NFKid was the best Kraden-basher, hands down.

Still good to see you, DWoGS.
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

The pure awe and lol at seeing DWoGS return is unrivaled.
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Tractatus
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Silly Dark Wiz, we now worship Kraden-BEATRICE

Posted Image

It is much more ELECTRIFYING and FABULOUS MAX
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Mireia
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Dark Wizard of Golden Sun
Jan 10 2012, 10:23 PM
He took all the ladies and has removed his political opponents that could have taken his power with the ladies.
You're damn right.

:dora: :kay: :menardi: :sheba: :mia: :kraden: :jenna: :karst: :feizhi: :hama:
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Guys, I can't wait until Thorion meets Dark Wiz.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Thorion IS Dark Wiz.

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

Dark Wizard of Golden Sun
Jan 10 2012, 10:23 PM
He took all the ladies and has removed his political opponents that could have taken his power with the ladies.
No not Kyle!!!!

:kyle: :wub:
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Mireia
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Codename: Sailor T

Jenna
Jan 10 2012, 10:41 PM
Dark Wizard of Golden Sun
Jan 10 2012, 10:23 PM
He took all the ladies and has removed his political opponents that could have taken his power with the ladies.
No not Kyle!!!!

:kyle: :wub:
:gsangry:
:dora:
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The Phantom Squee
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Saturos
Jan 10 2012, 10:38 PM
Guys, I can't wait until Thorion meets Dark Wiz.
The ultimate showdown.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Of ultimate destiny.
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

Of ultimate destiny.

Edit: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE


:luna:
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Kalinder


And you call yourself Lunarian. How shameful. ~
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

*stabs Kali in secret places*

:luna:
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Tractatus
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You should totally get with the program and obey Kraden-Beatrice, or at least make sure to point your finger properly at the true temple ruler you are trying to mock - Kraden-Beatrice
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Hinoa
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012

So the leader of the former Quackera tribe comes out as an Unbeliever. Frankly, I'm not surprised; I always knew there was something off about them. :awe:
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Bane Martius Agni
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dem quakers


KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-row!

Edited for irritation.
-GSAlex
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