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Skyrim....
Topic Started: Nov 10 2011, 12:44 AM (15,933 Views)
Hisui
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Wearing heavy armour is easier than fighting with a sword.
You don't have to be skilled in it for one.
But maybe they just forgot?
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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

Yes, you have to train/be skilled to use armor correctly in real life. Heavy armor is ridiculously constrictive and, well, heavy. You need to train how to properly move within it or you'll just end up falling over in battle or trying to swing your weapon in a way that you can't
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Armor is terribly restrictive in your movements. >.< Really, really it is.
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Valcos
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My guy is a jacked redguard, heavy armour is nothing to him.
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

NORDS ARE THE ONLY TRUE DRAGONBORN.
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Bane Martius Agni
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REDGUARD 4 LIFE
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SKYRIM! Y U NO ABLE TO HAVE FEMALE REDGUARD COMPANION? U MAKE ROLE SAD!
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Hisui
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Probobly because the Nords are all racists.
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But the game told me that my Female Redguard was gay. She groped the statue of Dibella, so clearly she must be. Or at least Bi, I guess.
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Hisui
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Well, as every marriage candidate can be married by any and all Player characters...
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Crash
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Phaeron
Dec 1 2011, 04:27 AM
Probobly because the Nords are all racists.
Is there a race that isn't racist?
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

In Tamriel? Lol no.
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

Outlander.
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

STILL lolno.
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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

You n'wah
You swit
You fetcher
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Valcos
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Whispering Moose Spirit of Destiny

The imperial aren't racist.
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UltaFlame
Dec 1 2011, 01:26 PM
In Tamriel? Lol no.
Quoted for truth.
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Bane Martius Agni
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dem nords are bad peoples
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IIRC, fanatic racism is what caused most of the problems in Skyrim pre-dragons. Elves pretty much went "[radio edit] you, humans" and pretty much kicked serious ass, to the point that Skyrim's preferred Deity, a divine who was once human, had to be outlawed.

Dick move, Elves. You're supposed to make an elven rival deity!

In other news, I use that to determine who sides with who. Human races favor the rebellion. Elfish races favor the empire. My High Elf will work for the Thalmor if possible.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Elves are dicks. And ugly. Seriously, especially in Oblivion. Creepiest looking elves. /racism
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