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Skyrim....
Topic Started: Nov 10 2011, 12:44 AM (15,915 Views)
Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

I know! The blades were my peeps in Oblivion, now they're racist assholes.
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Hisui
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum

It's such a shame I can't inform the Thalmor of their location...
The Blades are just as bad as the Thalmor.
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Fulminous Witch
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In their defense, Parthunax committed horrible atrocities in the past. He may have reformed, but he still has crimes he must answer for from their point of view.


Also, I climbed up to the top of the world and got the Notched Pickaxe! WITHOUT even learning a single shout! Mad Mountain Climbing Skills and Dungeon Bypasses for the win!
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Hisui
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum

Yupyup.
Who the [radio edit] enchants a PICKAXE!?

But as Parthunax said, which is better?
Someone who is born good, or who struggled to overcome their evil nature?
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

Someone who wants to improve their enchanting skill?
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Hisui
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum

But why a pickaxe!?
And who leaves it at the top of The Throat Of The World!?
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Somebody who scaled it and wanted to leave a monument to their achievement.
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Why a pickaxe? Because of the multiple ebony ore veins there, duh.
Why is it left there? Also easy answer! They slipped and fell and died.
Why enchanted? It's in honor of their favorite mining hero, Notch. It's a shout out to minecraft after the... fiasco their legal departments put them through.
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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

*are still putting them through, that stuff's not over yet.
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Hisui
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum

What stuff?
I never heard anything about that.
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Kalinder


The legal disagreement was over titles and scrolls and similar lingo.

Mah friend: Oh hey, you have Skyrim!
Myself: Of course! All gamers should >:
Mah friend: Mind if I check it out?
Myself: Go for it.
-minutes pass-
Mah friend: Dude your map is so filled out! You have the Dragon Bridge AND Shor's Stone and so much inbetween. Did you use cheats, cuz you're still pretty low level.
Myself: Ewwies no. I walked everywhere. Looks cool right?
Mah friend: Hell yeah. Well, how much of the main storyline have you done?
Myself: -pauses to think- Uh. None.
Mah friend: ...whut?
Myself: Well after the very first part with the dragon and all, the guy told me to go somewhere and talk to some dude. I dunno. I'd do it, but I have no idea where I'm supposed to go.
Mah friend: ಠ_ಠ
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Hisui
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum

lololol.
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Ha ha, nice.

I haven't done the first main story quest yet either.
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lmao... yeah you to go up a mountain or something. Im not down. xD
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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

Reminder for you PC version owners that this week it became the inarguably best version of the game

what I'm about to show you singlehandedly does it, but you know, there's plenty of other great mods already too
big image


And here's a pretty good list of them for now
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Artemis
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Plus Ultra

pffffffffffffffffffft
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Wifey

That is so amazing.
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Feb 8 2012, 02:30 PM
Reminder for you PC version owners that this week it became the inarguably best version of the game

what I'm about to show you singlehandedly does it, but you know, there's plenty of other great mods already too
big image


And here's a pretty good list of them for now
best ever
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LIKE A SIR.
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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

Okay this one's too good to not force you to watch

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Locc2VYNEho[/youtube]

sorry that it uses that overused cover at the beginning
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