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Bowse's Philosophy of Sandwich Making
Topic Started: Oct 30 2011, 03:48 PM (4,541 Views)
Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

"Panera is gross. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy soup and sandwiches. I just don't see the point in GOING OUT to a fast food place to get soup and sandwiches. When I can just as easily make them at home. I make high quality sandwiches. Everything I do is high quality. I make better sandwiches at home than the ones I get there. Besides, Panera makes sandwiches too complicated. Sandwiches are supposed to be simple things."

The word of Bowse.
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

Truer words have never been spoken.
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leaf
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Crimson Leaf Vermillion

Math time!

Meat+cheese+bread = sammich

Meat+cheese+bread+grill = hot sammich

It is important to note with these equations that each of these terms are non-commutative. The result is always greater than the sum of its parts, especially with the introduction of the "grill" term. This can be proven by considering the third law of sammich:

Hot sammich >> sammich

Sammiches are srs bsns.
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Kiki
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I agree that Panera is a waste of time. But I do appreciate a high-quality toasted sandwich.
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Ian889
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I expected to read "women should make them.
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I like Panera Bread, but I usually only eat it if I'm in the area since it's so damn expensive.

...What? Their bread tastes good when you dip it in the chicken noodle soup broth!
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Hoofs
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Philosophy of Sandwich Making 101


Women make them.
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

Never had Panera Bread. Have passed by it a few times randomly, but never gone it. It looked high quality, and sort of expensive, so I'm wary to go in and try.
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Bane Martius Agni
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hypersoda
Oct 30 2011, 07:19 PM
I like Panera Bread, but I usually only eat it if I'm in the area since it's so damn expensive.

...What? Their bread tastes good when you dip it in the chicken noodle soup broth!
Ew.


I don't like chicken noodle.
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Jenn-uh
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Their french onion soup is to die for. I always get that or chicken noodle in a bread bowl for a little over $5. That comes with a side too. I highly recommend Panera if you haven't tried it already. It's my favorite.
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I usually get the half soup (chicken noodle) and half sandwich (turkey on country bread) deal, as well as the occasional chocolate chip Muffie.
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ITT: Bowse makes better sandwiches than your mother.
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Crimson Leaf Vermillion

Honestly, the only reason to go out to one of these places is if you're already out and about, and you happen to pass by one when you're hungry. It's not a destination. It's where you end up.
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Dracobolt
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Panera is overrated. Their stuff looks incredibly delicious, but I always come out feeling vaguely dissatisfied with the disparity between what I paid for what I got.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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TheGuyNamedDi
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Panera is thumbs down. To expensive and not the best food. I find local delis to be the best, and of course homeade stuff with a grill is to die for. Pro sandwich -> bread + Colby Jack + Genoa Salami + Cappy Ham + Pepperoni + bread + grill = omfgwtf1337haxbbqYUM!
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Will
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Will's Philosophy of Sandwich making:

:youDIE: :youDIE: :youDIE:
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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Balls?
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

Lots of balls.
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Bane Martius Agni
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hawt balls
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

balls and prawnz
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