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The Sundancer Appreciation + Birthday Topic; What better gift than :3?
Topic Started: Oct 19 2011, 10:29 AM (3,456 Views)
Thorion Martius Pele
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I'm neither gay or bi. I reject the feminine named man known as Artemis and pledge my love to you, Sundancer. I am merely a hunchback unworthy of your love.
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Artemis
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We have Sundancer's blessing, Thorion. That means I may now kiss the bride.

*leans close to Thorion's beautiful lips*
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Tange9t
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Thorion, how could you try to marry Sundancer when you already have Arty? You fiend! *Lays Thorion's bones bare*

:venus_djinn: :venus_djinn: :venus_djinn:
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

Oh my.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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*Stabs Artemis with scimitar* Unworthy, Artemis is unworthy for a man such as I.
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Sundancer
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Oh, lovely. Does that mean I can order you around? I mean... Ah, how very kind of you, mister Thorion! I do hope you'll agree to honour a few, um, little requests I have for the next few, oh, months or so~? You see, I need time to think on such a very weighty decision!
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

Artemis is a very pretty lady.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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I shall lay my bones bare for you, lovely one!
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Artemis
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Oh, Thorion, the power of my love renders me invulnerable. Come, let us consummate our marriage as only young lovers can.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Oh, leave me alone thou unholy beast!
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Sundancer
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That is not yet necessary, Thorion. Or ever, really!

And oh my... I will not tolerate such disturbing bloody sights before me... And really, that you call yourself a man is frankly surprising to me! After all, I did state earlier that I even hesitate to call you that very thing. Artemis is a very worthy man, I'd so appreciate it if you wouldn't kill him.

Edit: Artemis, you brave soul, you have all my blessings upon such a harmonious union!
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Kula Diamond
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arty/thorion otp 'forever
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Your love drives me to kill, Sundancer.
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Then it is an impure love!

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Artemis
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Oh, Thori~

You're so cute when you're being stupid~ Come~ *takes Thorion's hand*
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Thorion Martius Pele
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I am unworthy of the honour.
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Sundancer
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*blink* My love, or your love for me? There's just a minuscule difference, nyu.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Both and neither.
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Artemis
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We will not sleep tonight, dear Thorion~
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:eyebrow:
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