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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
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You become a Kradenette.

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Topic Started: Oct 7 2011, 09:00 AM (3,744 Views)
Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

juice = best forever








imo
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OJ's the way to go. And chocolate milk.
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Valcos
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Whispering Moose Spirit of Destiny

Water is quite satisfying. Like... always.
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Valcos
Oct 12 2011, 06:03 PM
Most pops are good... expect Orange Crush or w/e that orange crap is.
Dead to me.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

^

Orange soda is the stuff of the gods.
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

The Phantom Squee
Oct 12 2011, 06:23 PM
Valcos
Oct 12 2011, 06:03 PM
Most pops are good... expect Orange Crush or w/e that orange crap is.
Dead to me.
I agree so hard with this.
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

Fanta's pretty good.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

I don't know what Dr. Pepper tastes like.

Pepsi is godly and better than booze.

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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Hell yeah, Draco! /o/
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Valcos
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Whispering Moose Spirit of Destiny

Jeez. Didn't realize that anyone actually like Orange Crush. And booze is great on a hot summer day.
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Artemis
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Plus Ultra

SHANNON THE DESTROYER
Oct 12 2011, 08:22 PM
Pepsi is godly and better than booze.
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SHANNON THE DESTROYER
Oct 12 2011, 08:22 PM
I don't know what Dr. Pepper tastes like.

Pepsi is godly and better than booze.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Wise words.

Edit: Although I would debate the veracity of the "make you stupid" part.

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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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Must... not... move... topic

>:C
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Valcos
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Whispering Moose Spirit of Destiny

I just dont agree. I'd rather have a single cold beer than a Pepsi. A can of Pepsi leaves a stickychalky taste in my mouth. Not godlike at all. :sad:
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Incorrigible

simplechild
Oct 13 2011, 03:25 PM
Must... not... move... topic

>:C
Follow your heart, Simple. If you feel that this belongs in SRS SRS BSNS, I support you.

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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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SHANNON THE DESTROYER
Oct 13 2011, 03:43 PM
simplechild
Oct 13 2011, 03:25 PM
Must... not... move... topic

>:C
Follow your heart, Simple. If you feel that this belongs in SRS SRS BSNS, I support you.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
But I just don't know, Draco! My heart is telling me thing that are different fro-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
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Thorion
http://s9.zetaboards.com/The_Temple_of_Kraden/single/?p=8376308&t=7307385
Yes, you read that right. I think that there should be restrictions for Admins and Mods. Why? Because a couple of them think themselves above the rules and enjoy to frame us lesser members just so we'll get warned. Therefore, I suggest an equivalent to the Magna Carta or we vote the current Admins and Mods out of power and elect some new ones.


good lord get your history right the magna carta was signed with a sword over the kings head and was not for democracy it was so that the lords would have greater power
democracy is based around powerful land owning males with exceptional oration skills what you are referencing to is is a democratic republic or the American voting system also this forum is not a democratic republic and it clearly isn't made for voting (god i hate grammar)
Edited by Pringamesh, Oct 17 2011, 08:57 PM.
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