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My complaint; very long, please bar with me though
Topic Started: Oct 5 2011, 05:54 PM (817 Views)
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The complaint
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Kula Diamond
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Thorion needs to get a jill sandwich while watching STAAAAAAAAAAARS

but not a weapon that is really powerful, especially against living things because that would be bad
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Reimu Hakurei
Oct 5 2011, 05:56 PM
Thorion needs to get a jill sandwich while watching STAAAAAAAAAAARS

but not a weapon that is really powerful, especially against living things because that would be bad
This is a serious topic. Quit spamming this thread!
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but my research concludes that would help him get at ease with reality and accept what it truly is D:
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

I've been saying these things for MONTHS. >:/
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Saturos
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yeah but did you use the word "jejune" Steve?

that's what I thought xP
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tl;dr
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Thorion Martius Pele
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You thought I was serious about that?

:wtf:
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Oct 6 2011, 12:26 PM
You thought I was serious about that?

:wtf:
:shades:
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Jacob
Oct 6 2011, 12:41 PM
Thorion
Oct 6 2011, 12:26 PM
You thought I was serious about that?

:wtf:
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You poor deluded fool.
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As a member of this temple, which I believe in and which I have seen Thorion tear apart, I must bring meaning, direction, and purpose into our lives. And that's why I feel compelled to say something about bookish, feebleminded lumpenproletariats. His dream is to assume total control over the Temple. Those with membership cards in Thorion's coterie will be given whatever they want while the rest of us will be sent away empty-handed. In addition to being totally unfair, such policies promote gaining a virtual stranglehold on many facets of our posting system. Furthermore, when I hear him say that I and others who think he's a self-deceiving good-for-nothing are secretly using etheric attachment cords to drain people's karmic energy, I have to wonder about him. Is he absolutely destructive? Is he simply being cantankerous? Or is he merely embracing a delusion in which he must believe in order to continue believing in himself? I'm sure you already know the answer so I won't bother repeating it. I'd like to emphasize, however, that I have a message for Thorion. My message is that, for the good of us all, he should never carry our once-proud temple deeper into savagery and depravity. He should never even try to do such a macabre thing. To make myself perfectly clear, by "never" I don't mean "maybe", "sometimes", or "it depends". I mean only that Thorion's occasional demonstrations of benevolence are not genuine. Nor are his promises. In fact, Thorion looks down upon the rest of us. From his perspective, we are blind so he must tell us what to see; we are deaf so he must tell us what to hear; and we are mute so he must tell us what to say. Such views may fool namby-pamby dunces, but I feel that Thorion doesn't want me to find the common ground that enables others to expose the connections between the neo-treasonous problems that face us and the key issues of Jacobinism and voyeurism. Well, I've never been a very obedient dog so I intend not only to do exactly that but also to lend support to the thesis that the thought that someone, somewhere, might anneal discourse with honesty, clear thinking, and a sense of moral good is anathema to him.

Thorion has been using all sorts of jiggery-pokery to convince people that we can change the truth if we don't like it the way it is. That worldview may be appealing, at least to raving, conniving quacks, but it severely limits our conversation on critical policy issues. Perhaps more painfully, Thorion occasionally writes posts accusing me and my friends of being dodgy sandbaggers. These posts are typically couched in gutter language (which is doubtless the language in which Thorion habitually thinks) and serve no purpose other than to convince me that this is yet to be comprehended by most antisocial, doctrinaire egotists. That shouldn't surprise you when you consider that he knows how to lie. It's too bad he doesn't yet understand the ramifications of lying. Thorion uses lexiphanicism to yield this Temple to the forces of darkness, oppression, and tyranny. That's the large elephant in the room that nobody ever talks about. Nevertheless, I definitely warrant that people really ought to start talking about it because then they'd realize that statements like, "Thorion's continuous and deliberate misuse of the word 'nondeterministic' in an attempt to convince people that their peers are already riding the Thorion bandwagon and will think ill of them if they don't climb aboard, too, is both scurrilous and yawping" accurately express the feelings of most of us here. Now that this post has come to an end, I unequivocally hope you walk away from it realizing that the final product of Thorion's announcements will be a dysfunctional Temple, wherein every natural self-defense mechanism has been short-circuited in some oleaginous effort to gain short-term benefits.
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What do you know? Somone equally as delusional as Jacob.
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Let's see an intelligent, informed response, Thorion. We did that for you.
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