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Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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Forgive Tentacles, Terri
Topic Started: Sep 27 2011, 04:07 AM (2,686 Views)
Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Staff are lazy, ofc

Also in retrospect there's some pretty amusing irony in that op

also I now eat tentacles, ask me anything
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

How does eating Kraden-Beatrice feel?
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Artemis
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Plus Ultra

I'd forgotten that was his thing
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

I honestly thought this topic was going to be Necare announcing that Terri was pregnant.
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Brynhildr
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Welp, this is the greatest topic I have ever seen.

mmmm tentacles
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