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Forgive Tentacles, Terri
Topic Started: Sep 27 2011, 04:07 AM (2,687 Views)
Necare
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For tentacles love another. Tentacles want everyone to know that tentacles have thought long and hard about this. This is no spur of the moment decision. Tentacles am not doing this for the laughs, nor the inevitable tears, nor even the tears of laughter. This has involved sincere soul-searching, and tentacles would be very grateful if everyone gave tentacles the respect tentacles deserves. Tentacles have grown close to many of the members here over the years, and that is why tentacles feel okay sharing this. Please do not betray this trust tentacles has seen fit to give out so generously.

Of all the people here, tentacles have become closest with Terri. Tentacles connect on many things. Tentacles share in-jokes, tentacles comfort each other, and tentacles have learned new things. The truth is, over time, tentacles came to love Terri. Tentacles have felt Terri's touch, and Terri has felt tentacles. Terri and tentacles have exchanged so much. That is why tentacles find this so incredibly difficult to say.

The truth is, tentacles am frightened. Frightened of the things that have been awakened inside of tentacles. Frightened of the person that has caused this. Yes, tentacles am frightened of Terri. Tentacles have been feeling this way for quite a while now. And tentacles isn't tentacles. Tentacles is tentacles. Terri challenges tentacles in new and interesting ways, and tentacles am just not sure tentacles am ready for that. Tentacles may connect on many things, but tentacles differ on far more. These differences change and shape the very being tentacles am, and through conflict, compromise, and myriad other ways tentacles have dealt with this, tentacles have grown. This scares the crap out of tentacles. Tentacles mean no offense, but tentacles am perfectly fine with the way tentacles am right now, thanks. Tentacles just don't want to change right now.

Bearing this in mind, tentacles have chosen another. One who will fulfill tentacles needs. One who will give tentacles what tentacles want. One who is truly better for tentacles. Perhaps even the best. With such certainty has this decision been made, that tentacles have come to the Temple to announce such a momentous event to all the important people in tentacles life.

Tentacles have chosen Thorion.

Yes. Tentacles have watched from afar. Tentacles have seen what Thorion is like. And tentacles have concluded that Thorion is the best possible fit for tentacles. Perhaps Thorion does not return the affections. That is alright. Tentacles can wait. Tentacles can be patient, and understanding, and above all else, loving. Terri can espouse these attributes for those who do not believe. And yet...and yet, tentacles have already done so much waiting in tentacles lifetime. Tentacles will not wait forever, and if tentacles must, tentacles will take Thorion. Tentacles need Thorion. Tentacles will have Thorion.

Tentacles have seen how rigid Thorion is. How uncompromising in tentacles ideals. The lack of empathy, the inability to admit to being incorrect or mistaken, indeed, the refusal to acknowledge failure of any kind, no matter how apparent that failure is. All this and more is what attracts tentacles. Tentacles requires someone to make all the decisions for tentacles, even if those decisions could not be more unbelievably ridiculous. Someone who will stand by tentacles convictions, even if this will result in mockery and derision for unpredictable periods of time. This person must be blind to expansion of ideas, deaf to others' opinions, and most of all, possess an unquestionable ability to reject that which makes no sense to tentacles limited grasp of reality. Such qualities are necessary for the stunting of personal enrichment, and this is exactly what tentacles must have in tentacles life right now.

Thorion possesses all of these desirable components. Tentacles did not think possible the existence of such a small, unfulfilled being. Nevertheless, tentacles have been proven wrong, and for that, tentacles am glad. This match to tentacles desires, this remarkable happenstance, has given tentacles new life. Heated, pulsing, ecstatic new life. Tentacles cannot wait to share this with Thorion. To show Thorion all that has been made possible for tentacles. All thanks to Thorion. Thorion. Thorion, Thorion, Thorion. Has ever there been a lovelier sound, a more joyous sight, than that of a young man who wields a mind that never truly grew with the body? Tentacles thought not.

Tentacles love Thorion. Tentacles really and truly do. And whether Thorion accepts this love or not, tentacles will ensure that this love, this turbulent, writhing love, is received. Tentacles is the very least Thorion deserves.

Thorion will take tentacles. And Thorion will love tentacles.


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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

SHENANIGANS.
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That was difficult to read.
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Saturos
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... what are you all doing in my absence? <_<

That being said, until the end, I was thinking "Man, lot of contenders for Best Topic this year." xD

About the last few paragraphs:

*taps foot and glares*
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Necare
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:nyoron:

:luna:
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Peytral
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peytral pls

This has got my nomination.

I think.
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Hisui
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum

Yeah.
Necare for best topic.
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

You have my vote.
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Artemis
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Plus Ultra

What about US ;~;
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The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

Necare for Best Necare 'Necare.
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Seraphim
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

I read this, and I somehow associated it with Squidward Tentacles. Curses, Necare, why must you be so goddamn awesome at writing about Tentacles?
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Tractatus
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Tentacle should all replace all of tentacle's pronouns with tentacles.
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Super Slash


Did someone say tentacles?

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Don't tease the octopus, kids!
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Kula Diamond
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Super Slash
Sep 27 2011, 04:38 PM
Don't tease the octopus, kids!
:eyebrow:
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes

How dare you asscociate me with those abominations!
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DJ Octavio
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Check out my spicy wasabi beats

Dont reject the tentacles love
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Seraphim
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

Thorii for Tentacles Clan '11!
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

Why is this crap in the announcements forum.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Utsuho Reiuji
Sep 29 2011, 06:03 PM
Why is this crap in the announcements forum.
:angrymob: :argh:
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes

Who the [radio edit] moved this where is doesn't belong?
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