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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Already one of us? Make your presence known:

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The Phantom Squee	Sep 17 2011, 03:04 PM Post #1
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	I found a thing.



Hisui	Sep 17 2011, 03:07 PM Post #2
Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum Posts: 9,662 Group: Luna Clan Member #829 Joined: May 27, 2011 Gender: The Man Lab Country: #225# Blog: Valar Morghulis True Name: Seccy Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mji25CRW3Io	Is this a Fate joke?



Saelnaha	Sep 17 2011, 03:08 PM Post #3
Ｌｅｔ'ｓｊｕｓｔｗａｉｔａｎｄｓｅｅｗｈａｔｈａｐｐｅｎｓ. Posts: 8,780 Group: Venus Clan Member #569 Joined: January 23, 2010 Gender: Level 293, Rarity ZERO Country: #238# Theme Song: https://youtu.be/j3URR2g2ImU	oh god what



Mireia	Sep 17 2011, 03:09 PM Post #4
Codename: Sailor T Posts: 3,306 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #804 Joined: April 1, 2011 Gender: Magical Girl True Name: Mireia, ready to party. Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kaAMBblMyc	Commenter: vorcia I read the title Then I read the article I'm disappointed



Chrono Ivan	Sep 17 2011, 03:10 PM Post #5
He who strikes like lightning Posts: 9,651 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #251 Joined: September 19, 2007 Gender: Hurf Durf Blog: Arrythmia Country: #238# True Name: Chrono Ivan Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl9kSsLMz4E



Saelnaha	Sep 17 2011, 03:11 PM Post #6
Ｌｅｔ'ｓｊｕｓｔｗａｉｔａｎｄｓｅｅｗｈａｔｈａｐｐｅｎｓ. Posts: 8,780 Group: Venus Clan Member #569 Joined: January 23, 2010 Gender: Level 293, Rarity ZERO Country: #238# Theme Song: https://youtu.be/j3URR2g2ImU	Chrono Ivan Sep 17 2011, 03:10 PM I ate him. He is in mah belly.



Gilgamesh	Sep 17 2011, 09:33 PM Post #7
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooah Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel is finally relevant to my interests /obscure reference Also I expected ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Now I'm sad.



Kula Diamond	Sep 18 2011, 06:50 AM Post #8
atlus tracts Posts: 14,836 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #624 Joined: May 14, 2010 Gender: SNK's slave Country: #238# True Name: Tiltyu Theme Song: https://youtu.be/vqiYrvRq4W8	lol wut



Hisui	Sep 18 2011, 08:51 AM Post #9
Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum Posts: 9,662 Group: Luna Clan Member #829 Joined: May 27, 2011 Gender: The Man Lab Country: #225# Blog: Valar Morghulis True Name: Seccy Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mji25CRW3Io	Found this on the web.



~~Tractatus~~	Sep 19 2011, 07:50 PM Post #10
Worthy Posts: 136 Group: Banned Member #547 Joined: November 24, 2009 Gender: WIMMINZ True Name: Tractatus	Can't wait for this to be localized >=3.....except for the Heidegger section, totally dreading that one. Everything else fits WONDERFULLY.



LSunnyC	Sep 19 2011, 09:26 PM Post #11
The Fallen Duchess Posts: 10,440 Group: Luna Clan Member #271 Joined: December 1, 2007 Gender: Female Blog: Writing Log Country: Japan True Name: レイラ	I think all of them just collectively rolled in their graves. This is hilarious. I kinda wish there was Freud, but I guess that'd be pushing the rating, wouldn't it?



Necare	Sep 19 2011, 09:40 PM Post #12
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	We have famous philosophers reincarnated as schoolgirls with panty shots. Plenty of things are being pushed. Some of them against other things. shudders



LSunnyC	Sep 19 2011, 09:44 PM Post #13
The Fallen Duchess Posts: 10,440 Group: Luna Clan Member #271 Joined: December 1, 2007 Gender: Female Blog: Writing Log Country: Japan True Name: レイラ	And throwing Penis Envy and cigars into things wouldn't make it even worse? XD



Necare	Sep 19 2011, 09:47 PM Post #14
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	As things stand, it would make it better.



~~Tractatus~~	Sep 19 2011, 10:32 PM Post #15
Worthy Posts: 136 Group: Banned Member #547 Joined: November 24, 2009 Gender: WIMMINZ True Name: Tractatus	Freud isn't classified as a Classic Philosopher D: how would that even work



Necare	Sep 19 2011, 10:37 PM Post #16
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	Who cares? They could have a plot where he convinces them all that penis envy is a real thing. Then they all get sex changes in an attempt to become their former selves. Transvestite school girls! Who in Japan wouldn't ~~fap to~~ read that?



~~Tractatus~~	Sep 19 2011, 11:02 PM Post #17
Worthy Posts: 136 Group: Banned Member #547 Joined: November 24, 2009 Gender: WIMMINZ True Name: Tractatus	Castration Anxiety > Penis Envy D<



Ian889	Sep 19 2011, 11:14 PM Post #18
Death comes to all of those who oppose me. Posts: 15,782 Group: Luna Clan Member #56 Joined: June 2, 2006 Country: #0#	I don't think this show cares about plot to be honest.

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