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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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Attn: Werebarret
Topic Started: Sep 10 2011, 09:42 PM (1,107 Views)
The Commander
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Kill Thalmor.

Safety Dance
Sep 11 2011, 05:24 PM
The audience looks like they're about to break out chanting "Heil Bieber".
That's probably because, judging on the octave of the screaming, they're prepubescent girls who don't know any better.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Not watching this.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Watch it Andy, watch it.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

no, f u
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

Adnarel, watch it. You will never be sad again.
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The Commander
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Kill Thalmor.

Listen to yourself, Ad. Take the path of light. Do not watch it. It will scar you in many ways.
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

Bumping this again, cuz I really think everybody should watch this.

-nods-
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

bahaha

I think Justin did a very good job you guys. Don't make fun of him. :<
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