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Post ITT when the temple is slow.
Topic Started: Jul 29 2011, 09:34 AM (3,910 Views)
Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Luta
Aug 4 2011, 01:08 AM
River says by the way she can kill you with her mind.
Dam her.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

xD, Draco, was that intentional?

sad that the show got canceled.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

You ask if a pun of mine was intentional? I won't brook such an insult! Can't you sea what I'm trying to do here? Lake it or not, the streams of puns shall spring forth, even if old geysers like you want to lock my flow. Canal you guys cut me a break here? I've been delta cruel hand by fate and all I have to depend upond is my sense of puns. Alluvial with one last pun bayou's truly just to tide you over.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Shadow Milotic
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;__; Why did it have to be cancelled..?
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Cry me a River.

(Thank you, I'll be here 'til Tuesday!)

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Shadow Milotic
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Draaaccccoooooo, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? *dies*
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Draco, never change.

please. xD
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes

Snail slow!
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

Dracobolt
Aug 4 2011, 01:38 AM
You ask if a pun of mine was intentional? I won't brook such an insult! Can't you sea what I'm trying to do here? Lake it or not, the streams of puns shall spring forth, even if old geysers like you want to lock my flow. Canal you guys cut me a break here? I've been delta cruel hand by fate and all I have to depend upond is my sense of puns. Alluvial with one last pun bayou's truly just to tide you over.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
10/10, would read again
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Peytral
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peytral pls

Those poor, poor Ethiopians. You're krill-ing them all off with this deluge of puns!
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Dracobolt
Aug 4 2011, 01:38 AM
You ask if a pun of mine was intentional? I won't brook such an insult! Can't you sea what I'm trying to do here? Lake it or not, the streams of puns shall spring forth, even if old geysers like you want to lock my flow. Canal you guys cut me a break here? I've been delta cruel hand by fate and all I have to depend upond is my sense of puns. Alluvial with one last pun bayou's truly just to tide you over.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
As soon as I read the first one I was like "Ooooooh now what have you doooone Luuutaaaa" and then I was lol'ing
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Kylaira
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Benevolent Empress of Ice

*yawn*
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Tange9t
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Spooky

postan

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Hell
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Tanpost

I can imagine that.
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Kylaira
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Benevolent Empress of Ice

Barrel!?~
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Boooored.

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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

spam spree?
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

I like spam.
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Ceremonial Dentist Fridge
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Spirit
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SPAM SPAM SPAM
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

NEEDS MOAR SPAM
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