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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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the marquee is awesome
Topic Started: Jul 22 2011, 12:59 AM (586 Views)
Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

Keep up the fantabulous work.
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

Jenna
Jul 22 2011, 12:59 AM
Keep up the fantabulous work.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

We now return you to your regular, completely and totally serious marquee. If anyone has a project/RP/whatever that he or she wishes to advertise in the marquee, post here or contact an admin. Or anything worthy of telling the Temple at large, really.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Calibrations
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cock ninja

how web 1.0 of you!
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Seraphim
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

Requests, eh? I'd say a certain pony wants FoM posts, but that's probably not smart...hm...
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Tractatus
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I wish to advertise the mandatory excerpt from the holy scripture that we must all be viewing at all time, "OBEY KRADEN-BEATRICE"
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DJ Octavio
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Check out my spicy wasabi beats

Ah right, the "holy" scripture that was determined to be written by a heretic. I think it should be banned for eternity.
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Hinoa
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012

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Jul 22 2011, 10:30 PM
Ah right, the "holy" scripture that was determined to be written by a heretic. I think it should be banned for eternity.
As should the heretic.
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