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Topic Started: May 29 2011, 11:42 PM (12,656 Views)
UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Saturos
Jun 27 2011, 10:35 AM
inb4Luta destroys Amiti for bashing Applebloom
UltaFlame grabs amiti firmly by his hair.

I'm sorry, what was that? Punting Apple Bloom? UltaFlame snoutpunches Amiti

Hmm? Is that what you said? *jabs a knife into his privates*

Because I think that is what you said. *throws him to the ground*

AppleBloom just happens to be my favorite pony. *grabs pistol and shoots Amiti three times*

NEVER. *bang*

CONSIDER. *stab*

PUNTING. *stomp*

APPLEBLOOM. *unmakes everything that was once Amiti*
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Peytral
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peytral pls

reported for violent content
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

*refers to previous post, replacing Amiti with Peytral*
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The Commander
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Kill Thalmor.

Luta
Jun 27 2011, 11:07 AM
Saturos
Jun 27 2011, 10:35 AM
inb4Luta destroys Amiti for bashing Applebloom
Luta grabs amiti firmly by his hair.

I'm sorry, what was that? Punting Apple Bloom? Luta snoutpunches Amiti

Hmm? Is that what you said? *jabs a knife into his privates*

Because I think that is what you said. *throws him to the ground*

AppleBloom just happens to be my favorite pony. *grabs pistol and shoots Amiti three times*

NEVER. *bang*

CONSIDER. *stab*

PUNTING. *stomp*

APPLEBLOOM. *unmakes everything that was once Amiti*
The Phantom Squee
http://s9.zetaboards.com/The_Temple_of_Kraden/single/?p=8326209&t=7287930
[Post lamenting stupid overpowered Templesonas]

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Peytral
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peytral pls

reported again for violent content
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Again, Luta is NOT a Templesona ya dumbass. >.>
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The Commander
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Kill Thalmor.

The Phantom Squee
http://s9.zetaboards.com/The_Temple_of_Kraden/single/?p=8326209&t=7287930
[Post lamenting stupid overpowered Personas]
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Peytral
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peytral pls

She totally is.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Overpowered? *waves*
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The Commander
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Kill Thalmor.

Chrissy Syntech
Jun 27 2011, 11:52 AM
Overpowered? *waves*
You're different. You use your overpowered powers for hilarity and good.

Luta uses his for violence and evil.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Amiti
Jun 27 2011, 11:54 AM
Chrissy Syntech
Jun 27 2011, 11:52 AM
Overpowered? *waves*
You're different. You use your overpowered powers for hilarity and good.

Luta uses his for violence and evil.
"Hello, this is Ignorance speaking."
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Except it's still just words on a screen. For example, Felix used to say *stops time* or *teleports* in response to everything. xD Jarn did this later as well.
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

-rubs mustache on people-

Am I doin' it right?
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

yes because mustaches
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The Commander
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Kill Thalmor.

*Punts Applebloom. Into a solid brick wall*

*flees into the unreachable 1432nd lair of other existences and mirror universes*
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

So we're pretending we're doing implausible bullshit?

*Sends everyone to the void forever while nullifying any powers and/or skills*
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

I'll be over here drinking dr pepper while you kiddies are using weak powers.
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

Or we could stay on topic. Like this:

SO MUCH PONY. Karasu, these imagedumps are generating respect for you in my eyes.


:luna:
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Ponies! /o/
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

ponies everywhere
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