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You have got to be kidding me.
Topic Started: Feb 3 2011, 08:21 AM (564 Views)
ObviousisHere42
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http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212346301.shtml

What is this world coming to now, anyway?
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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

More hilarious detail in this one. And it wasn't casino chips he stole from her, it was a single casino chip worth "100 zillions of dollars" which he stole from her in Mississippi and then gave to Gwen Allen, who cannot cash it in.
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Hell
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People are hilarious.
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

100 zillions of dollars is a lot of money.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Topic about this already made already.

Still roffled when I clicked the link.

EDIT: Actually saw this on FB, so nvm about duplicate topic.
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ObviousisHere42
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Someone should sue this chick for being silly.
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

"what is this i don't even" is not enough to describe my reaction.
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Moose
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'crushed me and my children daily'

wat
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

"According to reports, a woman is accusing P. Diddy as the one behind the World Trade Center collapse. "

wat
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HyrulianJedi
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I've gotta know what the son thinks about this.

It's gotta be a facepalm of galactic proportions.
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

So much hilarity in this
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Momentime
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uh oh

this is just

what

[radio edit]ing hilarious
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

HyrulianJedi
Feb 3 2011, 01:09 PM
I've gotta know what the son thinks about this.

It's gotta be a facepalm of galactic proportions.
If I were her son, I don't think I'd be overreacting for saying I'd want nothing to do with her. o.o
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

XD
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Sundancer
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Stargazer

... wat
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Black Kitty
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Resurrected

I. Wat. This is stupid.

~mao...
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Delfeir
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Adachi is not amused.

Actually, if the son was spawned by a woman this crazy and raised by a woman this crazy, he probably never had a chance to be anything except similarly crazy. This is still the stupidest thing I've read all day, regardless.
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Shadow Milotic
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... >_> What an idiot.
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