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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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My life has just been changed irrevocably.
Topic Started: Feb 3 2011, 01:32 AM (2,001 Views)
Peakay
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me IRL

What.
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Uulmshar
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Jackal
Feb 3 2011, 01:13 PM
This is how I know there's a benevolent and loving God.
Don't get me started, man.
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Uulmshar
Feb 6 2011, 03:33 PM
Jackal
Feb 3 2011, 01:13 PM
This is how I know there's a benevolent and loving God.
Don't get me started, man.
Really? It was a facetious throwaway comment. There's no need to get Righteous Atheist Preacher.
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Uulmshar
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The Phantom Squee
Feb 7 2011, 10:30 AM
Uulmshar
Feb 6 2011, 03:33 PM
Jackal
Feb 3 2011, 01:13 PM
This is how I know there's a benevolent and loving God.
Don't get me started, man.
Really? It was a facetious throwaway comment. There's no need to get Righteous Atheist Preacher.
Nah, it's cool man. Maybe I should have used pink text.
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Shadow Milotic
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...

That was... Wow.
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