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DUCK TAPE SAVES THE DAY.; It's fantastic!
Topic Started: Feb 1 2011, 07:07 PM (580 Views)
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The Westering Sun

My car of several years is heading towards DOOM.

Already driving around with screeching brakes and a side-back window held up in tape, I was going up a steep hill in San Francisco when the bottom cover of the car broke and began scraping the road from one end. I parked and tried to fix it up with some good ol' tape. I realized I had taken whatever roll I thought I had out of the car several months ago, so I left to wander the city in search of some duck tape. It took almost an hour, but the mission proved successful. =P

I shutter to think how I would've responded if it this were to happened a couple of days ago when I when I was driving on a remote mountain road. O__o
Also, if you're wondering, it's not worth it to go to the auto shop now. Better to just replace the car and keep some handy duck tape with me for the time being.

Moral of the story: EPIC DUCK TAPE IS EPIC.
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sirkibble2
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Duct tape is better than band-aids. Fact.
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Blissfulystoopid
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Temples' Resident Gaymer

Yayyy Duct Tape!
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

If only they had duct tape on the titanic...
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

Duct Tape solves everything.

everything
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Ian889
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Well duh of course it is.
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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

It's been proven that a car can be held together with just duct tape, even at speeds as high as 50 mph.
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The Westering Sun

I used the freeway back home for about half an hour. I was driving as fast as 70 mph and nothing happened.
DUCT DUCK TAPE IS INGENIOUS.

(I just figured out that that wasn't the "correct" spelling. >_>)
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b l o n d e b o n d
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Feb 1 2011, 07:07 PM
My car of several years is heading towards DOOM.

Already driving around with screeching brakes and a side-back window held up in tape, I was going up a steep hill in San Francisco when the bottom cover of the car broke and began scraping the road from one end. I parked and tried to fix it up with some good ol' tape. I realized I had taken whatever roll I thought I had out of the car several months ago, so I left to wander the city in search of some duck tape. It took almost an hour, but the mission proved successful. =P

I shutter to think how I would've responded if it this were to happened a couple of days ago when I when I was driving on a remote mountain road. O__o
Also, if you're wondering, it's not worth it to go to the auto shop now. Better to just replace the car and keep some handy duck tape with me for the time being.

Moral of the story: EPIC DUCK TAPE IS EPIC.
You spelled shudder wrong. Which is kind of unsettling, considering the massive TL:DR you are. I mean, if TL;DR was a video game, you'd be the secret boss at the end of the game. The only way to beat you would be to summon rush and make our replies to your TL;DR like 3 words each. Only then. Only then.






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Ah. O_O Careful you don't get hurt driving around a car that falls apart.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

FACT: squirrels can chew through duct tape.

And get into your pantry. >_>
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Feb 1 2011, 09:48 PM
You spelled shudder wrong. Which is kind of unsettling, considering the massive TL:DR you are. I mean, if TL;DR was a video game, you'd be the secret boss at the end of the game. The only way to beat you would be to summon rush and make our replies to your TL;DR like 3 words each. Only then. Only then.
*counts the number of words in the most ominous phrase in existence* YOUR "COOL STORY, BRO" HAS NO EFFECT ON ME! *summons a horde of :sushi: on the Vagabound :cookie: *
I MAKE DULLAHAN LOOK LIKE SATRAGE.

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Actually, Kiki, this happened before and I got it fixed after bearing with duct duck tape for awhile. I'm positive it will do as it did in the past. Thanks for the concern, though! ^__^;;

Pantry, as in the Snack Bar kitchen, Light_and_Gold? I just posted. ;D
Also, the only squirrel I have to worry about is Werebarret!
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