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What is your favorite weapon?
Topic Started: Jan 30 2011, 12:38 AM (3,111 Views)
Sabre Dance
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Holy shit, I would choose Kratos. I'd just get him to walk around with me and people would be like "Holy shit, that's Kratos!" and they'd run away because he's manly as [radio edit].

Or something.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

A hammer. And not just some little hammer that could barely smith a dagger. A great big friggin' Dedede hammer that I could shatter someone's skull with. /o/

Fairydust is a good weapon too though. Especially in the eyes. >:3
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Sabre Dance
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That shit never comes off. EVER.
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Peytral
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peytral pls

Yog-Sothoth
Jan 30 2011, 04:15 AM
SCYTHES AREN'T WEAPONS YOU CHUCKLE[radio edit]S
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Effex
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Zasalamel is a character with a ridiculous and impractical weapon in a fighting game full of characters with ridiculous and impractical weapons.
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

Yog-Sothoth
Jan 30 2011, 01:32 PM
Complaining about stuff I don't like for no reason other than to make an ass out of everyone!
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

A long sword with a slightly heavier blade than hilt.
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

LUCERNE HAMMER [radio edit]ES
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

My favorite weapon? It's gotta be Garm is the Sacred Twin black axe of Grado.Garm is S-Ranked, meaning a unit must have an S-Rank in axes to use it. Due to the fact that a unit can only one S-Rank, a, say, a Warrior must choose between S-Ranking Bows or S-Ranking Axes. However, I slightly lied. Lyon can S-Rank both Dark Magic and Staves. In Fire Emblem 6: Fuuin no Tsurugi, a unit can S-Rank all possible weapons it can use. Therefore, a FE6 unit, to be specific, a FE6 Paladin, the best of which is Zealot, could use Garm, Audhulma, and Vidofnir. I'm sorry, I slightly lied again. A FE6 unit could not use Fire Emblem 8: The Sacred Stones weapons. However, it can use FE6 weapons. Therefore, it can use the Armads, Durandal, and Malte. However, it cannot use all three at once, unless the game has been significantly altered and the Paladin has three arms. But that's slightly off-topic, I digress. We are talking about FE8 because we are on the FE8 board. The possible wielders of Garm are, in order of appearance, Gilliam, Franz, Garcia, Ross, Kyle, Forde, Amelia, Duessel, Gerik, Dozla, Caellach, and Fado. Quite a large portion of FE8's cast can use Garm. However, many of these units can only use axes post-promotion, therefore increasing the difficulty of getting them an S-Rank in axes. It can be done easier, however, if you use the Devil Axe. The Devil Axe gives 8 times as much axe weapon experience as most other axes or most other weapons. However, the Devil Axe is very heavy and very inaccurate. Also, it can backfire and do damage to the user equal to the damage it would've done to the opponent. The Devil Axe is risky but it has a good potential benefit for the user. Garm gives a +5 bonus to Speed. This is good because many of the potential Garm wielders could benefit from the boost. In appearance of order, I mean order of appearance, they are Garcia, Ross, Kyle, Duessel, Dozla, Caellach and Fado. None of them have good Speed. The stereotypical axe user often lacks Speed. A notable exception to this is Dart from Fire Emblem 7: Rekka no Ken. Dart has an impressive Speed stat, so giving Dart the Garm axe would increase his Speed to make it quite high. I’m sorry, I slightly lied again. Please punish me in a kinky way. Back to what I was saying. Dart cannot use Garm, despite the fact that the only weapon type he can use, let alone S-Rank, is axes. Why, you ask? Garm does nto, I mean, not, exist in FE7. However, Basilikos does. Basilikos could be considered an inferior version of Garm. I'm sorry, but I am digressing from the point I am trying to make. Please reprimand me if I do this again. Garm is acquired upon completing Eirika's Chapter 15: Scorched Sand or Ephraim's Chapter 14: Father and Son. Interestingly, the son does not appear during the Chapter. I'm sorry, i, I mean I, slightly lied again. The son, Lyon, appears in conversation scenes before and after the main conflict in Father and Son. However, I am slightly digressing. Upon completion of said Chapter(s), Garm, along with Gleipnir, are added to the main character's inventory. However, something interesting happens when the main character's inventory is full. I am sorry, what happens isn't very interesting. Something truly interesting does happen when the main character's inventory and the Supply convoy is full. In the first instance, you will have to send two of the main character's items to Supply, and you will have to discard two of the main character's items in the latter circumstance. This creates the interesting paradox where the sacred relics of Grado can be simply discarded. This is interesting because such powerful items, two of the eight used to defeat the feared Demon King, are merely thrown away. I’m sorry, I slightly lied again. SMACK MY ASS BABY! DO IT NOW! Only seven of those items can be used against the Demon King. Latona, the Holy Staff of Rausten, cannot be used against the Demon King because it is a staff that heals all of your units except the one who uses it. However, it has little strategic use because getting one of your units to S-Rank Staves is worthless. I'm sorry, I digressed yet again. Please discipline me, Master.
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

Ridiculous and impractical weapons.
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Blissfulystoopid
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In media, that's a tough call, I like a lot of weapons, so it's hard to decide.

As for weapons I can use? That's a REALLY tough call, because they're all ass-tons of fun. I've gotten really good with Epee, but I think because they're newer and more exciting, German Longsword and Short-staff are tons of fun, especially because I'm way better at Short-staff than I thought I was.
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Spirit
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i like biting
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LightGreen
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<3 Manaphy.
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Recurve bow.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Chris wins for epically appropriate usage of the Garm essay, by the way.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

There are no winners in this thread. There is, however, a loser.

Effex, of course. :trollface:
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Dracobolt
Jan 30 2011, 09:09 PM
Chris wins for epically appropriate usage of the Garm essay, by the way.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
I try. Sometimes. :3
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Karasu
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I would have to say any manner of stick or staff weapons, though i desperately want to learn rope-dart and Meteor-hammer techniques, also three section staff. Plus i get to learn standard swordplay (my bokken is katana shaped) in my martial art.
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Effex
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this thread is horrible and you're all horrible for posting in it
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

I've found myself nodding to every single post Effex has made ITT. Lay off the Effex haterade, alright? He's making valid points.

On topic: sawed-off shotgun.
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Yun
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Malum Malum

In Ficton: Short bow, and one handed long sword (both katana and European style.)

In Real Life: 9mm handgun
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