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do you know what's miserable
Topic Started: Jan 26 2011, 02:49 AM (979 Views)
Effex
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spending most of your life coughing a horribly painful chest coughs while getting sick at the drop of a hat
throwing up projectile bile, stained black and brown with whatever soda recently consumed and esophagus shavings from the acid scorching it
having a head that pounds and throbs at any minor inconvenience
and never having any energy to do anything

But.
Regardless, you gotta keep a nice outlook on life. It's not so bad when you get down to it.
People around you are willing to help. You may have to search for them through the masses of uncaring individuals, but you'll find them eventually.

Here's a "let's enjoy life for what it is, despite what's keeping you down" thread.

I'm moderately sure I have an immuno-deficiency problem, getting sick every other week when others can go half a year without even a cold. I have asthma in a way that bronchitis attacks me for a good month, twice a year. My regular cough is habitual, and so deep in my chest that it's painful to do.

But I'm okay with this. Why should being sick stop me from enjoying life? I just have a disadvantage. And it doesn't keep me down.

Might sound sappy, sure, but being a pessimist is just unnecessary unhappiness, don't you think?
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b l o n d e b o n d
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Wombo Combo

Read webcomics and have a good relationship with a hot girl that includes lots of sex.


And wear a mask like this http://www.firstaidsupplies.co.nz/3-ply-doctors-procedure-mask-with-ties.jpg.jpg so she doesn't get sick.




Yes.
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

^ greatest advice ever.
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b l o n d e b o n d
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Wombo Combo

The best part about wearing the surgical mask would be that you could pretend to be a medic and do it from behind.
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Super Slash


I admire your optimism, Yog. I honestly do. I usually have a positive outlook on life, but I don't think I would if I were in your position. That sounds horrible.

But this is the optimism thread so forget all of that =D
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

Ah.
I feel sorry for you there, but why are you consumig soda while sick?
Isnt that a bad idea?
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

You've been to doctors about this, right? And yeah, I'm really impressed by you're positive outlook.
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Hell yeah, Effex, be a badass o/
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

[radio edit] optimism. ):<
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Peytral
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peytral pls

[radio edit] you too, Kris. >:|

lolpessimism
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

It's funny, how I used to be an optimist until like the past six months or so. Hah hah hah.
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

Man i wish i could have a positive view on life.

I'm extremely pessimistic. :v
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Relevant video.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ[/youtube]

Also, o/ for a fellow optimist.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

You should get that checked out by a specialist, dude. Not kidding around here.
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Gilgamesh
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Chrissy Syntech
Jan 26 2011, 07:07 PM
[radio edit] optimism. ):<
:werebarret:
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Peytral
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peytral pls

Pussies.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

True. Any noob can be pessimistic and "woe is me." It takes real strength to keep a hopeful outlook even when times are tough.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Sundancer
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Stargazer

Wow, Effex. =/ Get that checked out, 'kay? And your optimism is amazing; I should learn from you, mruuw.
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipy1ZJQeUcs[/youtube]

Go beyond the impossible and kick immune deficiencies to the curb these mewling ignorant human fleshbags into the screaming abyss! That's the Elder God way!
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

I thought you were going to quote the pile of secrets meme in response to the topic title. You've disappointed me, Chrono. ;_;

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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