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Worst Town designs in Video Games?
Topic Started: Jan 25 2011, 11:03 AM (1,640 Views)
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I completely agree with Jackal on Midgar. I didn't even know about the select button till disc two so I spent about an hour on that one section -_- But most of FF7 had the same terrible camera and lack of defined entrances and exits.

I actually kind of liked Dourbridge >_> (Though I call it Pontaudy because french lol)

Sootopolis City in Pokemon R/S/E. Could never find anything I needed and the layout is wtf. Looks nice though.
Also Pacifidlog town because I would visit every day JUST SO I COULD GET TOLD THAT MIRAGE ISLAND COULD NOT BE SEEN TODAY

Other than that, the starting village from Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles. I'd enter the town looking for the blacksmith and then I'd be like 'oh wait it's not here' and then I'd be like 'THERE IT IS' but no that's a Selkie family so I keep going and 'OH I FOUND IT' but no this house is inhabited by GODDAMN MOOGLES LIKE EVERY OTHER HOUSE IN THIS VILLAGE

And that place in FFIII. The one with the civil war where it's divided into four sectors. I COULD NEVER FIND ANYTHING EVER.
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Midgar is aweeeesome. It's one of my favorite parts of the entire game. It wasn't *as* good in Crisis Core, but I like pretty much any variation of it. FF7's is my favorite though.
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Feb 2 2011, 07:14 PM
Other than that, the starting village from Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles. I'd enter the town looking for the blacksmith and then I'd be like 'oh wait it's not here' and then I'd be like 'THERE IT IS' but no that's a Selkie family so I keep going and 'OH I FOUND IT' but no this house is inhabited by GODDAMN MOOGLES LIKE EVERY OTHER HOUSE IN THIS VILLAGE
Oh lord, this. That town was so huge, and every bit of it looked the same. Maze-like.

I didn't love any of the towns in DQIX, but I'd have to say Dourbridge was one of my favorites for the atmosphere. It was frustrating to move through, though. Swinedimples was the best though, if it counts as a town.
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Well it was mainly for the layout that I hated Dourbridge. Also, for Horteka in SoA, I also hate how many ladders there are there. Ladder scaling in SoA is SO. SLOW. :argh:
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I was good at getting lost in Skies of Arcadia... but yeah, Horteka was a big pain in the butt.
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Come and Take It - Temple Tsundere

...There's a town called Swinedimples in DQIX? I might actually buy the game now.
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Jackal
Feb 3 2011, 11:41 AM
...There's a town called Swinedimples in DQIX? I might actually buy the game now.
Well, it's more of a school. Swinedimples Academy it's called. And that's not the only puntastic name. Heck, most things in recent DQ games are puntastic.
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

That entire game is built off of puns and wordplays and stuff, dude. Heck, the entire series is, if you're counting the new localizations (so like, every game after they changed from Dragon Warrior to Quest)
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Come and Take It - Temple Tsundere

Purchase CONSIDERED.

On topic, I hold that the person who made the town in Tree of Tranquility needs to be fired. Out of a cannon.
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ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS

I made the happy version of this topic
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Feb 3 2011, 11:44 AM
Jackal
Feb 3 2011, 11:41 AM
...There's a town called Swinedimples in DQIX? I might actually buy the game now.
Well, it's more of a school. Swinedimples Academy it's called. And that's not the only puntastic name. Heck, most things in recent DQ games are puntastic.
Such as Jack of Alltrades and his later form, Master of Nu'un? /o/
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