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A special set of rules for men.
Topic Started: Jan 25 2011, 09:16 AM (1,108 Views)
Peytral
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peytral pls

Sabre Dance
Jan 25 2011, 06:08 PM
Peytral, imma let you finish, but I thought yours could never decide what size it wanted to be? :trollface:
Well now that you're here, it's comparable to the American economy. Ever changing but currently in a state of deep depression. :trollface:
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

...Did you just insult your own manhood?
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Peytral
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peytral pls

I said that Sabre makes me go limp.
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

Zabbeth
Jan 25 2011, 09:16 AM
16. Any attempt by the male to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
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Mighty Oracle
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This topic delivered.
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

This makes me laugh mostly because a lot of it is true
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Sally
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Sabre Dance
Jan 25 2011, 01:50 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio... now THERE'S a man who I wouldn't mind disobeying my rules, if you catch my drift. Am I right ladies?
Helllllllll yessss!!


and, it's all true. listen up boyyyyzz ;)
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Sabre Dance
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Peytral
Jan 26 2011, 12:16 AM
I said that Sabre makes me go limp.
I took it as you saying that you're either impotent or gay.
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Artemis
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Plus Ultra

He's gaypotent!
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Black Kitty
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Resurrected

I think I'm going to print the rules out and paste it everywhere.

~mao...
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

*The Phantom Squee ignores the rules*

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
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