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| A special set of rules for men. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 25 2011, 09:16 AM (1,110 Views) | |
| Zabby | Jan 25 2011, 09:16 AM Post #1 |
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1. The female always makes the rules. 2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No male can possibly know all the rules. 4. If the female suspects the male is making some sense of the rules, she will immediately change some or all of the rules. 5. The female is never wrong. 6. If the female says or does something that could be interpreted as being wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong. 7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time. 9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female. 10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. The male is expected to mind read at all times. 14. The male who doesn't abide by the rules, obviously can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp. 15. It is the job of the female to regularly remind the male that he obviously can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp. 16. Any attempt by the male to document the rules could result in bodily harm. 17. At no time can the male make such comments as "insignificant" and "is that all" when the female is complaining. Special Rule: If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void. |
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| SeaMonkeyFarmer | Jan 25 2011, 10:20 AM Post #2 |
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Wifey
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| UltaFlame | Jan 25 2011, 10:20 AM Post #3 |
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Thanks Poui.
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Hey Zabby, what brought this on? |
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| HyrulianJedi | Jan 25 2011, 12:25 PM Post #4 |
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uguu~
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Rules are made to be broken, mah boi! |
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| Kris, Awooer of Worlds | Jan 25 2011, 12:54 PM Post #5 |
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Awoo!
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This topic is freaking hilarious. |
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| Jenn-uh | Jan 25 2011, 01:12 PM Post #6 |
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Correct. Now I know I've seen this somewhere before... |
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| UltaFlame | Jan 25 2011, 01:33 PM Post #7 |
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Thanks Poui.
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JENNA HELL YEAH TITANIC \o/ |
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| Saelnaha | Jan 25 2011, 01:50 PM Post #8 |
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Let's just wait and see what happens.
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This. |
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| Sabre Dance | Jan 25 2011, 01:50 PM Post #9 |
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X-treme Lurker
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Leonardo DiCaprio... now THERE'S a man who I wouldn't mind disobeying my rules, if you catch my drift. Am I right ladies? |
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| Jenn-uh | Jan 25 2011, 01:58 PM Post #10 |
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| Thorion Martius Pele | Jan 25 2011, 02:06 PM Post #11 |
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes
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I might be a stickler for the rules, but there is no way I'm obeying these. |
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| Saelnaha | Jan 25 2011, 03:18 PM Post #12 |
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Let's just wait and see what happens.
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Meth, of course.
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| Deleted User | Jan 25 2011, 03:33 PM Post #13 |
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*meteors Steve* |
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| Saelnaha | Jan 25 2011, 03:34 PM Post #14 |
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Let's just wait and see what happens.
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| Deleted User | Jan 25 2011, 03:36 PM Post #15 |
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*lays Steve's bones bare* |
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| Momentime | Jan 25 2011, 03:38 PM Post #16 |
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uh oh
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[radio edit] make my sandwich |
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| Thorion Martius Pele | Jan 25 2011, 03:39 PM Post #17 |
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes
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Reserved for Martians only. Good thing Steve is no martian. |
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| Peytral | Jan 25 2011, 05:21 PM Post #18 |
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peytral pls
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Screw the rules, I have a penis! |
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| Sabre Dance | Jan 25 2011, 06:08 PM Post #19 |
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X-treme Lurker
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Peytral, imma let you finish, but I thought yours could never decide what size it wanted to be?
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| Dracobolt | Jan 25 2011, 06:38 PM Post #20 |
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Incorrigible
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The list only goes up to seventeen. Where's thirty-four?
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