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A special set of rules for men.
Topic Started: Jan 25 2011, 09:16 AM (1,109 Views)
Zabby
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1. The female always makes the rules.

2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No male can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the female suspects the male is making some sense of the rules, she will immediately change some or all of the rules.

5. The female is never wrong.

6. If the female says or does something that could be interpreted as being wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.

10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The male is expected to mind read at all times.

14. The male who doesn't abide by the rules, obviously can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

15. It is the job of the female to regularly remind the male that he obviously can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

16. Any attempt by the male to document the rules could result in bodily harm.

17. At no time can the male make such comments as "insignificant" and "is that all" when the female is complaining.

Special Rule: If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

:nyoron:
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Hey Zabby, what brought this on?
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HyrulianJedi
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uguu~
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Rules are made to be broken, mah boi!
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

This topic is freaking hilarious.
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

Correct. Now I know I've seen this somewhere before...
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

JENNA HELL YEAH TITANIC \o/
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

HyrulianJedi
Jan 25 2011, 12:25 PM
Rules are made to be broken, mah boi!
This.
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Sabre Dance
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X-treme Lurker

Leonardo DiCaprio... now THERE'S a man who I wouldn't mind disobeying my rules, if you catch my drift. Am I right ladies?
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

I'd let him break me. Guys, I'm stuck in constant innuendo mode. What do?
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes

I might be a stickler for the rules, but there is no way I'm obeying these.
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

Jenna
Jan 25 2011, 01:58 PM
I'd let him break me. Guys, I'm stuck in constant innuendo mode. What do?
Meth, of course. :trollface:
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*meteors Steve*
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

:nyoron:
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*lays Steve's bones bare*
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Momentime
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uh oh

[radio edit] make my sandwich
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes

Big Jake
Jan 25 2011, 03:36 PM
*lays Steve's bones bare*
Reserved for Martians only. Good thing Steve is no martian.
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Peytral
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peytral pls

Screw the rules, I have a penis!
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Sabre Dance
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Peytral, imma let you finish, but I thought yours could never decide what size it wanted to be? :trollface:
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

The list only goes up to seventeen. Where's thirty-four?

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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