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| Poor Salesmen | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 13 2011, 01:32 AM (337 Views) | |
| Ian889 | Jan 13 2011, 01:32 AM Post #1 |
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.
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Sometimes even if you can steal stuff that doesn't mean you should sell it. I am walking out of Ultra Foods one day. Man Approaches "Hey man I got some cool stuff for you you wanna take a look" He says "Sure why not?" I reply (I had once bought some nice cologne from a truck guy one time) Upon arrival he opens up the back of his truck and look around cautiously "Do you want a corset" He asks "Huh?" I reply assuming he must be out of his mind thinking that a guy would want a corset, or that he didn't actually know what one was. He pulls out what is more like a stomach wrap for someone than a corset; Although, I admit it was a lovely purple color. "Do you want it?" He asks again "You do know that corsets are for girls right?" "Man, you could have a girl you could give that too." Obviously oblivious to that corsets were meant for girls "You do realize that there is no place for the girls boobs to go right? It would just cover her stomach." "Really?" "You're retarded aren't you?" "Man forget you man," He says before stepping into his van and driving away. Upon my walk back to my vehicle I couldn't help but think if he actually robbed a sex shop, or if someone had sold it to him. Either way he was a poor salesmen. |
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| DJ Octavio | Jan 13 2011, 02:05 AM Post #2 |
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What a moron... |
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| Tange9t | Jan 13 2011, 02:09 AM Post #3 |
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Spooky
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How rare. |
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| Saturos | Jan 13 2011, 01:31 PM Post #4 |
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I think that takes the cake for lulzy black market stuff, though. "Pssst..... wanna buy a corset?" I can't help but worry that he took it from either his sister or an ex or something. |
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| SeaMonkeyFarmer | Jan 13 2011, 01:54 PM Post #5 |
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Wifey
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Poor show. Anyway what he is selling you is an under-bust corset. They can still be good, though not as awesomesauce as full corsets. Whee corsets. |
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| Artemis | Jan 13 2011, 02:19 PM Post #6 |
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Plus Ultra
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Mmm, corsets. |
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| Peakay | Jan 13 2011, 02:25 PM Post #7 |
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me IRL
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http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OfCorsetsSexy |
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| Ian889 | Jan 13 2011, 03:27 PM Post #8 |
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.
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To Sea, either way, I wouldn't wear one ever. |
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| Kiki | Jan 13 2011, 07:58 PM Post #9 |
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Kiki Martius Chantico
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you never know when you could use a corset. I guess. |
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| Artemis | Jan 13 2011, 09:56 PM Post #10 |
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All the time. |
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| The Phantom Squee | Jan 14 2011, 12:47 PM Post #11 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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I don't understand what people find attractive about corsets. :U Well, apart from the whole "It makes you shove your boobs in people's faces" thing. But I guess that's personal taste. |
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| Ian889 | Jan 14 2011, 06:39 PM Post #12 |
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I don't need a corset all the time. Maybe if I decided that my girl needed one randomly, but I can think of more practical things than a corset like a change of shoes, especially if the girl likes to wear heels. |
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| SeaMonkeyFarmer | Jan 14 2011, 06:57 PM Post #13 |
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Wifey
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Corsets make girls feel sexy. A woman who feels sexy and pretty for her loved one is rarely a bad thing~ |
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| Ian889 | Jan 14 2011, 07:09 PM Post #14 |
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I won't disagree with that, but that doesn't make them practical to carry around for any moment, personally I do find girls in corsets attractive; however, I don't think I would ever feel comfortable picking one out for a girl without her being there. I mean aside from generally doing a rough guess upon her breast size, it would be hard for me to go yep you would look good in this because even if it's true she may take offense. I consider myself open in most all areas including sexually; however, buying something like that would be strange. Although, I admit if I had been dating a girl for a while I may be willing to do so. |
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| SeaMonkeyFarmer | Jan 14 2011, 07:33 PM Post #15 |
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Wifey
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Yeah it would be pretty inappropriate to buy it like that. Just defending corsets as a principle :3 They are ever so much fun. |
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| Ian889 | Jan 14 2011, 07:35 PM Post #16 |
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Okay in that case we are in agreement. |
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