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So, I was talking with my friend this morning...
Topic Started: Jan 6 2011, 03:35 PM (742 Views)
Peytral
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peytral pls

And I brought up how lulzy the way Amiti thought he was conceived was, as I instantly became convinced that he must be Jesus. I'm pretty sure tomorrow we're going to come up with as many ridiculous theories comparing Amiti to Jesus as possible.

I'll be sure to post said theories once we have this discussion.

(was totally going to put this in pg but i guess all DD stuff is supposed to go here or something?)
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Only a matter of time until Amiti learns the Ferment Psynergy, allowing him to turn water into wine.
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

By contrast, Amiti is adamantly against helping or associating with criminals and pirates, but all the gossip about Jesus was that he hung out with sinners and tax collectors.
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Peytral
Jan 6 2011, 03:35 PM
And I brought up how lulzy the way Amiti thought he was conceived was, as I instantly became convinced that he must be Jesus. I'm pretty sure tomorrow we're going to come up with as many ridiculous theories comparing Amiti to Jesus as possible.

I'll be sure to post said theories once we have this discussion.

(was totally going to put this in pg but i guess all DD stuff is supposed to go here or something?)
Is this the same friend that came up with Jew Island? (Or whatever that was called)
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Peytral
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Surprisingly, no. The one you're talking about stopped playing GS1 because the opening was so long.
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Your friend is a noob, bro.
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Peytral
Jan 6 2011, 03:35 PM
And I brought up how lulzy the way Amiti thought he was conceived was, as I instantly became convinced that he must be Jesus. I'm pretty sure tomorrow we're going to come up with as many ridiculous theories comparing Amiti to Jesus as possible.

I'll be sure to post said theories once we have this discussion.

(was totally going to put this in pg but i guess all DD stuff is supposed to go here or something?)
Ah, but Alex = Satan. As Satan is the opposite of God, this would make Amiti NOT Jesus, but the opposite of him - the opposite of Christ being the Anti-Christ.

Besides, we all know that Rief is Weyard Jesus. It's obvious he's the product of Mia and Kraden.
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Role
Jan 6 2011, 08:39 PM
Peytral
Jan 6 2011, 03:35 PM
And I brought up how lulzy the way Amiti thought he was conceived was, as I instantly became convinced that he must be Jesus. I'm pretty sure tomorrow we're going to come up with as many ridiculous theories comparing Amiti to Jesus as possible.

I'll be sure to post said theories once we have this discussion.

(was totally going to put this in pg but i guess all DD stuff is supposed to go here or something?)
Ah, but Alex = Satan. As Satan is the opposite of God, this would make Amiti NOT Jesus, but the opposite of him - the opposite of Christ being the Anti-Christ.

Besides, we all know that Rief is Weyard Jesus. It's obvious he's the product of Mia and Kraden.
Hmm. What would that make Nowell? Some sort of weird incestuous Mary Magdalene?
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Camelot really DOES know about the Temple! It's Incest!
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Well jeez at least now I prematurely know who Amiti's dad is.
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

They're not very subtle about it anyway.
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The Phantom Squee
Jan 6 2011, 09:17 PM
They're extraordinarily open about it anyway.
Fix'd.
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Deliberate understatement on my part. After all, they come right out and say it in that one chart.
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Yup. The same chart that proves that Nowell and Amiti are second cousins, and thus legally able to marry in the US. XD
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Eh, Nowell likes her men way older than that. She's probably a gold-digger.
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Jan 6 2011, 09:02 PM
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Jan 6 2011, 08:39 PM
Peytral
Jan 6 2011, 03:35 PM
And I brought up how lulzy the way Amiti thought he was conceived was, as I instantly became convinced that he must be Jesus. I'm pretty sure tomorrow we're going to come up with as many ridiculous theories comparing Amiti to Jesus as possible.

I'll be sure to post said theories once we have this discussion.

(was totally going to put this in pg but i guess all DD stuff is supposed to go here or something?)
Ah, but Alex = Satan. As Satan is the opposite of God, this would make Amiti NOT Jesus, but the opposite of him - the opposite of Christ being the Anti-Christ.

Besides, we all know that Rief is Weyard Jesus. It's obvious he's the product of Mia and Kraden.
Hmm. What would that make Nowell? Some sort of weird Incest Mary Magdalene?
Fix'd.
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Jan 6 2011, 11:00 PM
Yup. The same chart that proves that Nowell and Amiti are second cousins, and thus legally able to marry in the US. XD
By that logic, Imilshipping is legal in 20 states of the US.
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Um, that's not logic. That's provable fact. Unless Mia and Alex are second cousins, in which case... third cousins exist! But given that they called Mia and Alex "cousins", and using the term without any qualifiers is generally understood to be first cousins... It's a reasonable assumption that Nowell and Amiti are second cousins.
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