Temple of Kraden News:
| Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself. You become a Kradenette. Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes? One of us! One of us! One of us! Already one of us? Make your presence known: |
| So, I was talking with my friend this morning... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 6 2011, 03:35 PM (742 Views) | |
| Peytral | Jan 6 2011, 03:35 PM Post #1 |
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peytral pls
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And I brought up how lulzy the way Amiti thought he was conceived was, as I instantly became convinced that he must be Jesus. I'm pretty sure tomorrow we're going to come up with as many ridiculous theories comparing Amiti to Jesus as possible. I'll be sure to post said theories once we have this discussion. (was totally going to put this in pg but i guess all DD stuff is supposed to go here or something?) |
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| Gilgamesh | Jan 6 2011, 04:17 PM Post #2 |
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solbowz Aurarius
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Spoiler: click to toggle WHAT HAVE YOU DONE |
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| The Phantom Squee | Jan 6 2011, 04:18 PM Post #3 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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Only a matter of time until Amiti learns the Ferment Psynergy, allowing him to turn water into wine. |
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| Crash | Jan 6 2011, 04:48 PM Post #4 |
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!
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By contrast, Amiti is adamantly against helping or associating with criminals and pirates, but all the gossip about Jesus was that he hung out with sinners and tax collectors. |
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| Seoulbowz | Jan 6 2011, 05:43 PM Post #5 |
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Supergeil
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Is this the same friend that came up with Jew Island? (Or whatever that was called) |
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| Peytral | Jan 6 2011, 08:01 PM Post #6 |
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peytral pls
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Surprisingly, no. The one you're talking about stopped playing GS1 because the opening was so long. |
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| Gilgamesh | Jan 6 2011, 08:24 PM Post #7 |
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solbowz Aurarius
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Your friend is a noob, bro. |
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| Role | Jan 6 2011, 08:39 PM Post #8 |
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Fulminous Witch
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Ah, but Alex = Satan. As Satan is the opposite of God, this would make Amiti NOT Jesus, but the opposite of him - the opposite of Christ being the Anti-Christ. Besides, we all know that Rief is Weyard Jesus. It's obvious he's the product of Mia and Kraden. |
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| The Phantom Squee | Jan 6 2011, 09:02 PM Post #9 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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Hmm. What would that make Nowell? Some sort of weird incestuous Mary Magdalene? |
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| LSunnyC | Jan 6 2011, 09:06 PM Post #10 |
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The Fallen Duchess
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Camelot really DOES know about the Temple! It's Incest! |
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| Peytral | Jan 6 2011, 09:12 PM Post #11 |
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peytral pls
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Well jeez at least now I prematurely know who Amiti's dad is. |
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| The Phantom Squee | Jan 6 2011, 09:17 PM Post #12 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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They're not very subtle about it anyway. |
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| The Grim Lich | Jan 6 2011, 10:44 PM Post #13 |
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Legitimate Businessman
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Fix'd. |
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| The Phantom Squee | Jan 6 2011, 10:47 PM Post #14 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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Deliberate understatement on my part. After all, they come right out and say it in that one chart. |
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| The Grim Lich | Jan 6 2011, 11:00 PM Post #15 |
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Legitimate Businessman
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Yup. The same chart that proves that Nowell and Amiti are second cousins, and thus legally able to marry in the US. XD |
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| Kyarorain | Jan 7 2011, 03:53 AM Post #16 |
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Epitome of Insanity
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Eh, Nowell likes her men way older than that. She's probably a gold-digger. |
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| Shiroi Jigoku | Jan 7 2011, 04:28 AM Post #17 |
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Elemental
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Fix'd. |
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| Gwydd | Jan 7 2011, 07:08 AM Post #18 |
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Eternity Awaits You and Me
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By that logic, Imilshipping is legal in 20 states of the US. |
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| The Grim Lich | Jan 7 2011, 04:58 PM Post #19 |
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Legitimate Businessman
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Um, that's not logic. That's provable fact. Unless Mia and Alex are second cousins, in which case... third cousins exist! But given that they called Mia and Alex "cousins", and using the term without any qualifiers is generally understood to be first cousins... It's a reasonable assumption that Nowell and Amiti are second cousins. |
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