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I have a confession...
Topic Started: Jan 3 2011, 01:53 AM (1,501 Views)
Moose
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I have a confession to make. I really don't want any of you to think of this as some sort of bad joke or the result of a dare, so I'm putting it here.

Guys, everyone, I am so sorry. I have lied to you, and abused your trust for far too long, but it had to end somewhere, and I'm ending it today.

My real name is Carla, I am 44 years old and I live in Southern Manchester in England. I first came here a few years ago when my niece, whom you'll all know as my 'best friend' Sacra invited her auntie Carla over to the computer, to show me the most wonderful forum that she had found. She'd made all these great friends and I just wanted to become part of it... I first joined as 'Koimaru' in what I believe was the year 2008 but I soon left, embarrassed that I had mislead you for such a long time and too ashamed to admit my faults. The next year I returned as 'InfiniteMoose', determined that I would act myself and put things right..but something went wrong...
I found myself sucked back into this place, meeting my old friends and of course making new ones. As I watched the Temple grow, I felt myself growing along with it, and I knew I couldn't just leave again. I tried to disguise myself under this new 'InfiniteMoose' persona, and though it was all very funny to begin with, I realised in the end that I was just piling up lie upon lie and distancing myself from this vibrant community.

Sacra supported me all the way, and I'm still very proud of her, she was much more mature about the issue than I was; in one desperate attempt to not be discovered I even went as far as posting pictures of my nephew, labelling them as my own.
My girlfriend has known about this website for several months now and she too has also been a great help in drawing me out of my shell in order to finally let loose the truth, I would like to thank both Sacra and her for helping me to get this far.

I am so sorry for all the unnecessary pain I've brought to this place.
I don't expect any of you to forgive me, I know the fault is all mine.
Sorry...

Carla
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

It's ok, Carla. I know it must have taken a lot of courage to say that and I admire you for that. I still accept you and hope this doesn't change our friendship. ^ ^ No pain inflicted whatsoever.
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Thank you Jenna, you're one of the people I knew I could count on to be accepting. I don't deserve this at all, but thank you so much... :-)
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Shiroi Jigoku
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Welp, normally I would be worried about a 44 year-old posing as a 17 year-old, but you didn't cause any harm, pose a threat, or try to hurt us. I guess I can forgive you.

But knowing Moose I don't doubt that this is an elaborate trolling attempt

Just no more lies, yeah?
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Super Slash


I have a feeling we're being duped.
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

Guys, don't be disrespectful. >__>
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Super Slash


I'm not trying to be. It's just hard to accept since it's coming from Moose, who is rarely ever serious.

Also, even if it's true, I'm confused. What does this confession change exactly?
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Vačscent
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I've always known that you were were capable of being serious, Moose. Unfortunately, it should be expected that even a topic of this caliber can be treated as a joke topic given the persona most of us have been brought up around.
That said, I agree with Slash. This is a white lie that shouldn't change our relationship at all. I certainly don't look at you any differently, Moose. ;D

Even if this is turns out to not be true, I'll admit that there were times where I noticed you being felt left out due to the persona you had crafted. The thought of why you took effort in retaining that image always lingered, so perhaps this topic is an answer. It must've taken a lot of courage to say what you just did, and for that, I'm grateful. ^_^
I definitely see where you're coming from with having distanced yourself from this vibrant community. I feel that's the most important thing to have been addressed here.
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Vorlan
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I've no idea if this topic is serious or trolling but if it is serious this doesn't change anything in the way I see you Moose.

Most people here probably don't share their identities with people and I'm sure there are more than a few who use a different persona here to in real life. Frankly it doesn't matter in the end. You are still you, we are still us and the Temple is still a community. So yeah, if it is true then don't sweat it, it's cool! :)
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Kula Diamond
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Moose is over 40? Who would have guessed?

But yeah, your age shouldn't matter, and i'm sure the Temple would still accept you.
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Jenn-uh
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Hey you know what. This means Moose should be in the slumber party.
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b l o n d e b o n d
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D:




That is all.















Also what everybody else said
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Thank you all so much for your understanding, I know fully well that I don't deserve it - really, you're too kind :')
And as for Jenna's idea, I would feel very much at home in either the slumber party of the manly forum, though honestly I don't believe myself worthy to belong to either :(
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Necare
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im 12 and what is this

:luna:
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...Hasn't Moose already been on Voicechat? >_>
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

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Jan 3 2011, 03:19 PM
...Hasn't Moose already been on Voicechat? >_>
It's Truth or Dare, Raven.

/callingtheobvious
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Moose
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It's no joke... if this is a game of truth or dare then this is undoubtedly the truth!
And please stop trying to catch me out, it's both time wasting, and for me, humiliating...
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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

No wonder your voice sounds so feminine!
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Jenn-uh
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This explains why moose does the deep and gravely, "butts butts butts" voice. Sort of like a cover up. Though moose's "normal" voice is pretty convincing. A lot of women voice young boys in animation dubs. Hell, I can do a pretty good guys voice too.
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Of course we forgive you, Moose/Carla. I've always thought of you as a loving warm auntie anyway!
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