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Fridge Logic moment.
Topic Started: Dec 17 2010, 09:40 AM (390 Views)
Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

Watching a Super Mario Land 2 vid made me think about something. Why are Bowser's minions working for Wario anyways?

But then again, the whole Mario franchise doesn't make sense anyways (Seriously, it's a plumber saving a princess/world/whatever from a turtle dinosaur dragon or whatever).
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b l o n d e b o n d
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Wombo Combo

you answered your own question.
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Gwydd
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Eternity Awaits You and Me

Wait, wait just a moment.

The reason he's a plumber is because he started by trying to save his girlfriend from Donkey Kong Sr in NEW YORK CITY.

When he chased Donkey Kong into the magical Jungle that Donkey Kong comes from, and then befriended DK Jr. (our current DK), he stumbled on some magical shrooms on the way home and found his way to the Mushroom Kingdom.

Later, he built sewer pipes that lead between the 'mushroom kingdom' and NYC. Isn't it obvious what happened?

He goes to the 'mushroom kingdom' to escape from the dull reality of being a plumber in NYC. There, he can save princesses, fight Turtle-Dragons, and beat up his rival cousin, Wario. It's all a figment of his 'Mushroom Samba.'
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

Most of the enemies in Super Mario Land 2 are new to that game though, right? I know Goombas and Piranha Plants appear, but I don't even remember if there are Koopas in the game.
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atlus tracts

Koopas do appear.
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

No doubt, Lord Bowser had them executed for their treason.
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Dec 17 2010, 01:44 PM
No doubt, Lord Bowser had them executed for their treason.
Indeed.
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Adachi is not amused.

Please, stop this senseless bickering! Can't you see you're making Lord Wario distressed?!
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Dec 17 2010, 01:47 PM
Crash
Dec 17 2010, 01:44 PM
No doubt, Lord Bowser had them executed for their treason.
Indeed.
Maybe that's why they were there. What better way to execute useless minions then sending them against Mario?
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