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Strangest injuries you've ever suffered
Topic Started: Dec 5 2010, 06:23 PM (1,099 Views)
UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Uhh, I don't remember the context, but we had like this river of rocks in this one place when I was growing up(it wa slike this long line of rocks for some reason, sort of like a lake, but only rocks) and I don't remember how, but I wound up on my back on it wondering if I broke my back and needed a wheelchair and was basically panicking until my mother told me to stop whining when I realized it barely hurt anymore.
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Airi
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We weren't retarded as children. D: Just overly active. 8D
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Artemis
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I was active as a kid. Way more so than I am now. I just never had any serious injuries like that. The closest I came to having one day when I was riding a pedal-powered go-kart sort of thing down a steep hill. Almost flipped over managed to right it near the bottom out of sheer child-badassery.

So yeah, I just wasn't retarded as a kid.
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Nove Fidelis Incendia
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nothing strange about my injuries. Broke my left forearm twice... the second time one week after I got the cast off from the first time ......

ended up having surgery and they drilled holes in the bone to put a metal plate in to make the bone grow back correctly... apparently it broke a millimeter away from the first break, which was only a fracture not a complete break.


OH WAIT, I REMEMBER SOMETHING STUPID I DID... in high school, it was nighttime, no lights by the tennis courts were on at the time. I was waiting for the Band Lock-in to start, I thought it'd be fun to jump on the short bleachers near the courts, in complete darkness. I ended up tripping and my shin collided with the edge of the bleachers. not just the edge, but the point, where the bleacher stopped and the walkway starts... I bled constantly for about an hour, and had a limp the entirety of the lock-in and a few days afterward... ah, senior year was a fun one, also painful. ended up with a half-inch deep hole in my shin, it's healed now but there's still a bit of an indention left.


and now I remember something from my childhood. again something stupid. remember those three-wheelers with the big ass wheel in front and two small ones in back? Yeah, I was riding one of those in the neighbors driveway, their cars were in the street so it was hard to see oncoming traffic. I had the unfortunate luck of going full speed down the driveway whilst a car was on it's way down the road. I did not have time enough to stop the conventional way, instead I used my feet. Only, they weren't effective enough so they ended up sliding on the gravel on the topside of the toes all the way down the driveway when I realized "Oh SHIT there's a car coming!" Of course, I was little so I didn't exactly say those words, but I sure thought them. luckily they stopped in time, and I limped back home. The most painful part I remember about it was the hydrogen peroxide my dad put on the wounds. I still have the scars on my wee little toes.
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

ITT: Strange = stupid.
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Artemis
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No, ITT stupid = stupid
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Blissfulystoopid
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My brother made me slide down the stairs in a cardboard box when I'm younger. My stairs turn at the bottom. Slammed my face into concrete (with no damage to my prettiness) and the whiplash almost made me break my back >.>
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Uh well, I got mad and kicked a brick wall about two months ago and it hurt for weeks.

I've had plenty of big gashes and stitches but none of them make for interesting stories. I guess the best is falling through a glass-top table and cutting my mouth.
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Not entirely strange, but I fell up the stairs again and fell on my knees. But what's sad is that I fell on the same spot I fell on two weeks prior during Weight Training... I could barely walk. DX I was in a hurry though.
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Thanks Poui.

I got really pissed off at this guy for being a cheap-ass [radio edit] at a video game and instead of beating the living shit out of him bit my own finger and then I had this weird black mark on my finger for the next several months.

Obviously I've gotten better control of my anger since then.
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Dec 7 2010, 08:49 PM
Uh well, I got mad and kicked a brick wall about two months ago and it hurt for weeks.
I did this once. Except it was a pole.
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b l o n d e b o n d
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broke three metatarsals while playing basketball in 8th grade. Fat kid fell on me and my right foot took all the weight.
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