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Poll of the Day #80 - Missouri or Kansas?
Missouri 6 (35.3%)
Kansas 11 (64.7%)
Total Votes: 17
Poll of the Day #80 - Missouri or Kansas?
Topic Started: Dec 2 2010, 05:07 PM (1,230 Views)
Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

Pick ^__^
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Lemubaby
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No.
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If you enjoy methamphetamine, bigotry, and slavery, then the choice is Missouri.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

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Gilgamesh
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Kansas because Missouri doesn't stand out at all and thus isn't worth my time/vote.

But be of good cheer, Jenna, at least it's not Nebraska.
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Peakay
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me IRL

*Is not american*

:U
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Will
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Anime was a mistake

Kansas because lolMizzou
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make sure you vote in the poll, fellas.
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The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

Where's the goddamn Illinois option?
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Will
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Anime was a mistake

I did earlier and just got around to making an actual post.
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Tange9t
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Kansas, because otherwise Were will kill the dicktits out of me. Truth be told I don't know much of anything about either.
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Tsugi-tan
Dec 2 2010, 08:07 PM
Kansas, because otherwise Were will kill the dicktits out of me. Truth be told I don't know much of anything about either.
Missouri is a cesspool of hatred and lies, full of racists, bigots. They're primarily known for crossing the border and trying to force slavery upon their incredibly more moral neighbors. Their primary export is methamphetamine, and despite the presence of Kansas City and St. Louis (two towns that are awesome because of their proximity to Kansas and Illinois), the entire state is a shithole. The only reason Missouri fans showed up to watch their basketball team play Georgetown was because they thought "Hoya" was a new brand of meth.

We're talking hellish landscapes, burnt out buildings. Drug dealers are everywhere. Every citizen holds a shotgun, ready to prey upon innocent women and children, especially if you're from the state of Kansas.

They're bad people.
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Artemis
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Kansas because Were is there o/

he gives me guns
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Tange9t
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Spooky

Missouri can't be worse than Nebraska though, right?
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

Missouri because Jenna. Also, because I like to piss off Were.
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Tsugi-tan
Dec 2 2010, 08:29 PM
Missouri can't be worse than Nebraska though, right?
Missouri is low-tier. Nebraska is shit tier.

Also, four people's support of meth addiction and slavery is noted.
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Louisiana is lower-mid tier, miright?
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I don't know, bro. That's a tough one. Baton Rouge is pretty awesome, New Orleans at its best is greatest, but the rest of the state is just shit.
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werebarret
Dec 2 2010, 08:53 PM
I don't know, bro. That's a tough one. Baton Rouge is pretty awesome, New Orleans at its best is greatest, but the rest of the state is just shit.
I can vouch for that
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