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I am a Freaking Moron
Topic Started: Sep 27 2010, 09:54 AM (1,805 Views)
Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

I don't use curse words for no reason now, I do so because I'm always angry
I am always hungry though
Now I try to argue with other people when I'm bored
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

Why are you always angry though? If you can't come up with a reason then it's "for no reason", therefore you use curse words for no reason.
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Peytral
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peytral pls

Seoulbowz
Jan 25 2016, 05:25 PM
Why are you always angry though?
http://forum.templeofkraden.com/topic/7218355/1/
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

I actually forgot that topic existed.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Seoulbowz
Jan 25 2016, 05:25 PM
Why are you always angry though? If you can't come up with a reason then it's "for no reason", therefore you use curse words for no reason.
Something dumb or stupid or otherwise offensive happens constantly

I don't ask for it, it just happens
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

Eh, you probably do ask for it.
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ShmittlesThePoe
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If RvB's old PSAs have taught me anything, it's that we are freaking idiots at any given point in our lives. It just takes us a few years to look back on ourselves and face-palm.
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

I came for this topic because of who started it, and I gotta say it was about what I expected.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

I am pretty great, I admit
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