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the math of dating
Topic Started: Sep 20 2010, 07:04 PM (517 Views)
Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

To get a girl there are two main factors your look and your personality. we will call them X and Y now those two have to be equal to who the girl is we will call the girl Z. The girl is also made up of two parts; confidence and likability. We will have those be C and L. For a guy to get the girl it has to be M>G. Now if a girl has a BF it's minus how good of BF he is. Now both M and F are able to go up to 100 so for example M(75) and Girl (45) the guy has a good chance of getting the date and vise versa. Now for a guy you look X is equal to your physical appearance A and your swagger S both of which are up to twenty five. The second one is your ability to make a girl laugh and your ability to keep her entertained. B and E. again both out of twenty five. *note and outstanding score in any one area may get you a date but it won't last* That is unless the girl has a tilted scale which is an entirely different equation. A girls confidence is made up of Look, and self perception. Her Likability is made up of ability to flirt and her humor.Also a girls friend can give you a plus 25 So it's kind of like this. If (A+S)+(B+E)+BFF>(L+SP)+(F+H)-BF's X+Y than you will have a GF.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

No wonder I can't get a girl; it involves MATH, my sworn nemesis.
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Wifey

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Sep 20 2010, 07:07 PM
No wonder I can't get a girl; it involves MATH, my sworn nemesis.
It'd be no good if English was involved either. That should be a colon; not a semi-colon.

Also, it's maths. With an 's'.

:awesomeface:
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Artemis
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Hm. Maybe both could be fine... (If it can be then it's my fault :awe: )

Although no, it's definitely math. With no 's'. Take your primitive English and go drown your sorrows in tea.
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Momentime
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uh oh

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I can dig it
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Airi
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There's no way I'll lose!

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I like how this maths statement both makes perfect sense to me after reading it through and that I also find it very true, in ways. Go figure. :3
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

SeaMonkeyFarmer
Sep 20 2010, 07:14 PM
Gilgamesh
Sep 20 2010, 07:07 PM
No wonder I can't get a girl; it involves MATH, my sworn nemesis.
It'd be no good if English was involved either. That should be a colon; not a semi-colon.

Also, it's maths. With an 's'.

:awesomeface:
No, that semicolon usage is fine, you silly woman you >:c
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Wifey

Well you would think that, wouldn't you >=[
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

It should be a colon because a semi-colon would be two Independent clauses and it's not although I did mean colon so much shift button.. I would however state that it is math because it's a singular problem made up of several smaller problems.
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Necare
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Both parts of the sentence can stand by themselves, yet also relate to each other. So yes, the semicolon works. A bit clumsily perhaps, but I digress.

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Artemis
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Hah, so I WAS right.
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Shiroi Jigoku
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ITT: We discuss English.
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simplechild
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But consider the following:

Girls = Time x Money

Girls = Money x Money, since Time is Money

Girls = Money2

Evil1/2 = Money, since Money is the root of all Evil

Girls = (Evil1/2)2

Therefore, Girls = Evil.
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Yun
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Malum Malum

simplechild
Sep 20 2010, 11:08 PM
But consider the following:

Girls = Time x Money

Girls = Money x Money, since Time is Money

Girls = Money2

Evil1/2 = Money, since Money is the root of all Evil

Girls = (Evil1/2)2

Therefore, Girls = Evil.
Win
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Sodate
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DO WHAT YOU WANT!
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Yun
Sep 21 2010, 11:40 AM
simplechild
Sep 20 2010, 11:08 PM
But consider the following:

Girls = Time x Money

Girls = Money x Money, since Time is Money

Girls = Money2

Evil1/2 = Money, since Money is the root of all Evil

Girls = (Evil1/2)2

Therefore, Girls = Evil.
Win
I have this up on my facebook 8D lolfacebook

In another note awesome Ian really AWESOME, I have to see how this will work for me
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