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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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We're doing it wrong
Topic Started: Sep 18 2010, 11:21 PM (1,517 Views)
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The Phantom Squee
Sep 18 2010, 11:28 PM
Gilgamesh
Sep 18 2010, 11:25 PM
...Then why do we have a sacrifice thread?
For the lulz, of course.
Your "lulz" mocks Kraden's beneficence to the world, tis why he manifested as a witch to bring you punishment as the all powerful Kraden-Beatrice.
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The Temple Asshole

watch out dude if you piss me off I might pass out on you
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I'd rather be outside.

Kiki
Sep 19 2010, 07:59 PM
Excellent point, Darkridr! I commend your piety! I think, to make it more like the ancient greeks, we should all compete naked! For the glory of Kraden!
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