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We're doing it wrong
Topic Started: Sep 18 2010, 11:21 PM (1,519 Views)
Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

Dammit I almost went a year without them suspecting!
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Quick, do something not-moose like!
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

Tentacles are gross!
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

That's a good start.

EDIT: Btw, AIM?
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

for a little bit. I really have to finish a essay...
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Sabre Dance
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X-treme Lurker

I scrolled really fast and what I saw was "Jenna should get naked for the good of the Temple".
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

I approve of this plan.
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Fluff
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The Temple Asshole

hey jenna you're 18 right you can legally give boydyboy a cam show and no one can call him a pervert

well we can call him a pervert just not a child molester
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Fluff
Sep 19 2010, 09:28 PM
hey jenna you're 18 right you can legally give boydyboy a cam show and no one can call him a pervert

well we can call him a pervert just not a child molester
What's the difference again? Explain it to me like I'm a four-year old.
(Cookie if you got the reference)
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Jenn-uh
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I fail to see how this will be for the good of the temple in a healthy way...

Also, it's true since May I am no longer a loli \o\
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Fluff
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The Temple Asshole

You obviously don't know what's good for the temple. You should let Boyd show you.
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Sabre Dance
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I eagerly await the day we can go drinking together, Jenna. And of course, as everyone knows, Mars Clan can totally hold their liquor the best.
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Jenn-uh
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Sabre Dance
Sep 19 2010, 10:03 PM
I eagerly await the day we can go drinking together, Jenna. And of course, as everyone knows, Mars Clan can totally hold their liquor the best.
Ah yes. This makes me want to start a Mars Clan Bar. So we can share our fiery drinks with the other Kradenettes.

Also it took me forever to find this. For the good of the temple!
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Sabre Dance
Sep 19 2010, 10:03 PM
I eagerly await the day we can go drinking together, Jenna. And of course, as everyone knows, Mars Clan can totally hold their liquor the best.
I've drunk enough in one sitting to kill both of you punks.

...I'm actually not kidding, unfortunately.
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Sabre Dance
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Careful there, son. Don't drink yourself to death before we can have a proper competition.
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Gilgamesh
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Fluff
Sep 19 2010, 10:03 PM
You obviously don't know what's good for the temple. You should let Boyd show you.
Fluff knows what he's talking about, guys. We should listen to him.

Also Jenna ilu /o/
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Will
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Anime was a mistake

*looks back at the thread*

OhgodwhathaveIdone
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Something glorious. And disturbing.

Basically something Temple.
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Malum Malum

Jenna
Sep 19 2010, 10:11 PM
Sabre Dance
Sep 19 2010, 10:03 PM
I eagerly await the day we can go drinking together, Jenna. And of course, as everyone knows, Mars Clan can totally hold their liquor the best.
Ah yes. This makes me want to start a Mars Clan Bar. So we can share our fiery drinks with the other Kradenettes.

Also it took me forever to find this. For the good of the temple!
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Yun likes where this is going.

No image macro for you!
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Fate
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Methinks that this topic needs to CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS be more random.

:mia: :isaac:
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