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We're doing it wrong
Topic Started: Sep 18 2010, 11:21 PM (1,518 Views)
Will
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Anime was a mistake

We are doing Clanaeus Colossus all wrong. The ancient Olympics served a dual purpose. The first was to bring honor to the athletes' respective city-states. The second, and possibly most important reason, was to bring glory to the gods. We have acknowledged the first reason through the division of clans, and the honor we bring our clan leaders through victory. What about the second? Where was the service to Kraden before the games started? Where are the sacrifices by the clans so that the Great Sage may bless their competitors? Before you say anything, I know this isn't the ancient Olympics, but it is a great model of what I feel Colossus should be. So, who here agrees? Who wants to do this right? Who wants this to be our greatest tribute to Kraden yet?
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

I disagree. Kraden is a benevolent god, one who has never demanded sacrifice from his followers.

Should be honor him in our endeavours? Certainly. But sacrifice would hardly please him, methinks.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

...Then why do we have a sacrifice thread?
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Will
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Anime was a mistake

I never said it must be human sacrifice. We must give what we have to give, and pray for our Teacher's favor.
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Gilgamesh
Sep 18 2010, 11:25 PM
...Then why do we have a sacrifice thread?
For the lulz, of course.
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Silverpine
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Starry Knight

Maybe we won't go so far as sacrificing anything to Kraden... but maybe holding a feast? A party? XD Something that honors His glory.
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The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

Feast sounds good. I AM THE GLUTTONOUS GRIM AND I DECREE IT TO BE SO.
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Fluff
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The Temple Asshole

Guys, guys, calm down please. Darkridr is right: we need a sacrifice.

...so let's sacrifice his sorry ass and then maybe he'll shut up about it. >:C
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Fluff
Sep 19 2010, 04:18 AM
Guys, guys, calm down please. Darkridr is right: we need a sacrifice.

...so let's sacrifice his sorry ass and then maybe he'll shut up about it. >:C
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

Excellent point, Darkridr! I commend your piety! I think, to make it more like the ancient greeks, we should all compete naked! For the glory of Kraden!
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Artemis
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I'm listening.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

...Naked Thursdays are go? o:
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Kiki
Sep 19 2010, 07:59 PM
Excellent point, Darkridr! I commend your piety! I think, to make it more like the ancient greeks, we should all compete naked! For the glory of Kraden!
And only the men should be allowed to play.
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Sabre Dance
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I approve of naked men.
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UltaFlame
Sep 19 2010, 08:40 PM
Kiki
Sep 19 2010, 07:59 PM
Excellent point, Darkridr! I commend your piety! I think, to make it more like the ancient greeks, we should all compete naked! For the glory of Kraden!
And only the men should be allowed to play.
Naked Kraden on Steve Heiden.

Please dwell on that for a bit.
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

inb4moosesayingthatsoundshot.
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simplechild
Sep 19 2010, 08:43 PM
UltaFlame
Sep 19 2010, 08:40 PM
Kiki
Sep 19 2010, 07:59 PM
Excellent point, Darkridr! I commend your piety! I think, to make it more like the ancient greeks, we should all compete naked! For the glory of Kraden!
And only the men should be allowed to play.
Naked Kraden on Steve Heiden.

Please dwell on that for a bit.
HAWT
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

:nyoron:
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Only one conclusion can logically be drawn from this.

Jenna is an alt of Moose.
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Well that would be awkward.
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